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THE DR AND DONNA ARE RUNNING DOWN THE ROAD AT NIGHT

DONNA

Bleeding heck Dr, where are we going?

DR

London's being invaded by deadly Aliens, planning on destroying us.

DONNA

The Sontarans, the Daleks? come on Dr oo is it?

DR

They're in here.

THEY ARE OUTSIDE AN INDIAN RESTAURANT THE DR BURSTS IN

DR

Right you alien scum, I'm onto you, and I'm so not sorry.

HE GRABS A PLATE OF CURRY THROWS AT THE WALL.

HE THEN SMASHES A BEER BOTTLE AND THREATENS THE STAFF.

DR

You come over here.....

POLICE COME IN AND BUNDLE THE DOCTOR AWAY

DR

Come on them, you're not so brave on your own, I've given a Cyber man a Glasgow smile.

VO

That's Dr Hooligan at 7pm on BBC1

Didn't get the punchline by the Dr at the end. I liked it though, very good.

Oh Dr Who, Dr who-oligan it's a pun I am the pundamentalist.

Meant this bit

Quote: sootyj @ June 17 2008, 8:18 PM BST

DR

Come on them, you're not so brave on your own, I've given a Cyber man a Glasgow smile.

Oh it's a slang term for cutting some ones mouth with a stanley knife, to give them a permanent scarred smile.

Isn't there a London term for that as well? A chelsea smile? I can't remember now.

There is.

"Dr Hooligan" - Haha I like it Laughing out loud

Pffft. Not bad but it's 'Doctor' not 'Dr'.

/pedant mode

I like the "Doctor Hooligan" idea a lot. Could use some editing though. I think I'd prefer just a Tom Baker lookalike in a scarf tearing up a curry house and being dragged away by the rozzers. Not sure you need all the dalek/cybermen talk - just end on the VO.

Better, I think Baker's mental enough already.

Quote: sootyj @ June 17 2008, 8:18 PM BST

THE DR AND DONNA ARE RUNNING DOWN THE ROAD AT NIGHT

DONNA

Bleeding heck Dr, where are we going?

DR

Alien invasion, they'll destroy us all.

DONNA

Sontarans, the Daleks? come on Dr oo is it?

DR

They're here.

THEY ARE OUTSIDE AN INDIAN RESTAURANT THE DR BURSTS IN

DR

Right you alien scum, I'm onto you, and I'm so not sorry.

HE GRABS A PLATE OF CURRY THROWS AT THE WALL.

HE THEN SMASHES A BEER BOTTLE AND THREATENS THE STAFF.

DR

You come over here.....

POLICE COME IN AND BUNDLE THE DOCTOR AWAY

DR SWEARS AND STRUGGLES.

VO

That's Dr Hooligan at 7pm on BBC1

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