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If you asking this question on here then you are obviously worried about it - go to casualty you numpty

Ha! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7456588.stm

Quote: NickTheDon @ June 17 2008, 12:02 AM BST

I twisted my ankle pretty badly on saturday night and my foot's gone quite a few various shades of red and green and black around my ankle and down my foot...is this normal?! I haven't been to the doctor's 'cause I presumed they wouldn't be able to do anything.

A doctor is definitely needed! :O

My friend's mum just rang to speak to my mum-ominous. Huh?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 17 2008, 4:30 PM BST

My friend's mum just rang to speak to my mum-ominous. Huh?

Dun dun dun!!!

Did you have your Royal Holloway thing today Robyn?

I'm quite scared that I might have done something...

Nope, it's tomorrow. I don't really want to go, but I know that I need to. It means I have to dress reasonably smartly, too. >_<

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 17 2008, 4:35 PM BST

I'm quite scared that I might have done something...

Nope, it's tomorrow. I don't really want to go, but I know that I need to. It means I have to dress reasonably smartly, too. >_<

Oh! So you won't meet Matt then, I'm fairly sure he went today...

I wanted to make sure that you weren't a plumber from Middlesborough, as the other posters here so regularly insist you are :P

Quote: PhQnix @ June 17 2008, 4:37 PM BST

Oh! So you won't meet Matt then, I'm fairly sure he went today...

I wanted to make sure that you weren't a plumber from Middlesborough, as the other posters here so regularly insist you are :P

I didn't think I'd have met him anyway-I wasn't going to shout his name out in a crowded university campus! I didn't know there was one today?

I promise I'm not a plumber-maybe an electrician-but not a plumber.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 17 2008, 4:38 PM BST

I didn't think I'd have met him anyway-I wasn't going to shout his name out in a crowded university campus! I didn't know there was one today?

I was just going to ask him if he spotted a shifty looking middle-aged northerner hanging around :P Maybe there isn't one today? He wasn't in anyway...

If I was a plumber, then why would I be going to a uni open day? :P

Maybe he's just using it as an excuse to not be in? Would you put it past him?

It turns out that nearly every short story in our anthology for English Lit. has the word "c**t" in it. This is going to be a good coursework...? Do you know your texts yet, Elliot?

C**t c**t c**t! :D

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 17 2008, 4:43 PM BST

Maybe he's just using it as an excuse to not be in? Would you put it past him?

His name flashed up on the register as "V" which means he has an absence due to an open day...

Just checked. You were right, they have there Open Day tomorrow. I was under the impression it was a course rather than an Open Day other wise I would've gone.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 17 2008, 4:43 PM BST

It turns out that nearly every short story in our anthology for English Lit. has the word "c**t" in it. This is going to be a good coursework...? Do you know your texts yet, Elliot?

I don't. We're spending the next five weeks writing poetry and reading whatever we want. English is good.

I remember at school I studied poems by Carol Ann Duffy writing about her love of muffy. Then Wilfred Owen war poems and then at 6th form BFG and Alice in Wonderland. Crazy times.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 17 2008, 4:47 PM BST

I don't. We're spending the next five weeks writing poetry and reading whatever we want. English is good.

I'm moving to your English class! Our teacher has also decided it's the time to scare us with the synoptic-and it is SO scary, believe me.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 17 2008, 4:49 PM BST

I remember at school I studied poems by Carol Ann Duffy writing about her love of muffy. Then Wilfred Owen war poems and then at 6th form BFG and Alice in Wonderland. Crazy times.

Our short stories by Carter have a version of Alice in Wonderland, kind of. All I can say is that it's very different from our school play at the end of primary! :D

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 17 2008, 4:51 PM BST

I'm moving to your English class! Our teacher has also decided it's the time to scare us with the synoptic-and it is SO scary, believe me.

You wouldn't enjoy it. It's full of charged young men who have a talent for finding the sexual subtext in everything.

I had a discussion today with my teacher about female writers. I insisted that next year she should push for us to study some female authors because, as we're all boys, they had a tendency to give us books which were aimed at men. That's because of you and your talk of 'demographics' :P

She also told me to read Atonement, I believe you were talking about that as well.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 17 2008, 4:56 PM BST

I had a discussion today with my teacher about female writers. I insisted that next year she should push for us to study some female authors because, as we're all boys, they had a tendency to give us books which were aimed at men. That's because of you and your talk of 'demographics' :P

She also told me to read Atonement, I believe you were talking about that as well.

I don't care that it's my fault! :P I feel at least like I have had some influence, however negative! Laughing out loud

You should read Atonement! See, if I were in your class then the teacher and I could just discuss lots of books, and you lot can just go on about sexual subtext! :D

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