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Autobiography Page 4

Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 17 2008, 3:09 PM BST

It's nice to see Ellie on the boards again. I was worried she was going to be like Tim in The Office when he got his promotion, while we all look forlornly on like Dawn.

I haven't got much time - haven't taken a lunch break today so a couple of postings aren't being too naughty.

I have the highest female libido ever! It's quite worrying.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 17 2008, 3:30 PM BST

I have the highest female libido ever! It's quite worrying.

Do you know you actually typed that? It wasn't just in your head.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 17 2008, 3:21 PM BST

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'These might be my last words?'

I'm feeling quite frisky now actually! :)

Quote: EllieJP @ June 17 2008, 3:30 PM BST

I have the highest female libido ever! It's quite worrying.

Quote: roscoff @ June 17 2008, 3:39 PM BST

'These might be my last words?'

Yes, you big bear sod. I started typing Yes and fell. Luckily, the strap of my man bag hooked onto a branch sticking out of the cliff.

If you wouldn't mind calling Mountain Rescue, I'd be most grateful. I've dropped my phone.

Did someone mention man love?

We've basically just degenerated into reciting our catchphrases, haven't we?

Eek! Aaron's just come in burning the French flag.

Quote: zooo @ June 17 2008, 3:45 PM BST

Did someone mention man love?

No, man BAG.

I'm not a bad person...

...I just do bad things.

Def.

Quote: Deferenz @ June 17 2008, 4:43 PM BST

I'm not a bad person...

...I just do bad things.

Oooh I like that one. :)

Man love.

Quote: Aaron @ June 17 2008, 4:49 PM BST

Man love.

Is that the first and last words of your autobiography or the first words on your wish list?

All of the above.

"Needless to say". Sorry, I don't know what I'd put..

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