Quote: PhQnix @ June 16 2008, 7:56 PM BSTHmmm. Marry a rich boy?
Good plan. I'm off to trawl private schools, apparently!
Thank you Roscoff. Thank you for making this so much harder
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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 16 2008, 7:58 PM BST
Good idea. Or the Grammar schools, they'll be rich in the future *fingers crossed.*
All going on the life lessons list!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 16 2008, 7:59 PM BST
Where is Gavin? I feel like I haven't been told off enough recently...
Quote: PhQnix @ June 16 2008, 7:44 PM BSTMy sister used to believe in the chocolate biscuit ghost. He came and ate our choccie biccies whilst we slept.
Sounds like a Dastardly Apparition Disappearance!
Quote: PhQnix @ June 16 2008, 8:03 PM BSTWhere is Gavin? I feel like I haven't been told off enough recently...
You're mean, and doing everything wrong! We're now not speaking! 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 16 2008, 8:05 PM BSTYou're mean, and doing everything wrong! We're now not speaking!
I feel bad now-even though I was joking! What's wrong with me!?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 16 2008, 8:07 PM BSTI feel bad now-even though I was joking! What's wrong with me!?
You're British, if you don't feel guilty you're doing something wrong.
Noticed that this thread has 8725 replies and I haven't contributed nothing to the thread, so here is my first reply to the thread.
Looks like you almost killed the thread Jack
My greatest apologies Sir Alan. Don't tell me- I'm fired.
verbal warning this time 
Fair enought Sir Alan.
Anyway, talking of 'The Apprentice' it is a great show, don't get me wrong, but don't you just hate the way the contestants suck up to Sugar by calling him Sir Alan all the time. Why don't they just lick his arse.
There isn't a single person in the world who will ever get me to call him Sir. The older I get the more of a socialist I become but royalty and all this knighthood crap is totally outmoded.