Quote: David Chapman @ June 15 2008, 6:16 PM BSTUm excuse me being pedantic but if it's an autobiography your last words wouldn't actually be your last words. Unless you rushed to write it all down before keeling over.
You are a dick.
Autobiography Page 3
Behave.
I don't think you'll find anybody on here that disagrees with that statement. Including Chapman. He can't help it. He's a natural.
True.
'I was bored one Saturday'
'And that's why I assasinated the Queen'
Quote: roscoff @ June 16 2008, 7:51 PM BSTI don't think you'll find anybody on here that disagrees with that statement. Including Chapman. He can't help it. He's a natural.
Thank you!
It's ok. You know I love you really you 'ickle wrinkly thing. 
But what about me???
He's my cyber man love. Where's Zooo when she's needed. 
Quote: roscoff @ June 17 2008, 2:38 PM BSTHe's my cyber man love.
Am I not enough for you? 
I have a gigantic cyber libido which cannot be satisfied by one woman alone. I need the manly grasp of Chapman to satisfy my needs. And he goes like a train by the way.
It's nice to see Ellie on the boards again. I was worried she was going to be like Tim in The Office when he got his promotion, while we all look forlornly on like Dawn.
Slightly concerned that these might be my actual last words. Good thing Ellie doesn't know where I am.
Are you writing this whilst hanging off a cliff?
Quote: roscoff @ June 17 2008, 3:12 PM BSTAre you writing this whilst hanging off a cliff?
Y