I'm very tempted, but it might be the death of my uni prospects before I've realised them!
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Hmmm good point.
It might be worth it though...My friend Luke implied it's at least better than what I've already got for my statement!
You probably won't be at liberty for very long - Guantanamo Bay is nice at this time of year I hear 
My brother's just eaten half of a treacle pudding and given me the other half, expecting me to eat it. 
Not too bad as long as he hasn't spat in it or not changed the spoon
He didn't change the spoon, and it's massive! The cake, not the spoon.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 15 2008, 5:11 PM BSTMy brother's just eaten half of a treacle pudding and given me the other half, expecting me to eat it.
Yummm... I'm just waiting for my housemate to come home with dinner! 
Oh and I've pulled a muscle in my neck - and I don't know how! 
Kill him, he deserves it, the police will understand
I don't think they would. Well my dad certainly wouldn't.
Yes but he will go easy on you - just one lamp in the eyes and your own padded cell
It's not worth it. I went and got another spoon.
you are so pragmatic - jail or a short walk?... I have to admire your thinking
The short walk also meant grappling with my mum asking me all sorts of questions about school tomorrow-but I was willing to risk it.
You should just say, Mum, I'm on the internet talking to this 50 yr old man who has so far tried to get me to kill my brother, mail anthrax to Uni staff and tried to hack into my laptop. She'll understand 