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Right, I'm putting showering as a hobby.

Quote: zooo @ June 15 2008, 2:37 PM BST

Right, I'm putting showering as a hobby.

Breathing and eating is a favourite hobby of mine. It's a real skill to do it at the same time.

Quote: Paul W @ June 15 2008, 2:35 PM BST

*resists urge to ban*

:O

Quote: Paul W @ June 15 2008, 2:35 PM BST

Overweight now... check you BMI Aaron, you'll be surprised.

Surely everyone knows that the BMI is a load of rubbish? There are far more accurate ways of measurement.

Quote: zooo @ June 15 2008, 2:37 PM BST

Right, I'm putting showering as a hobby.

:D

Quote: Aaron @ June 15 2008, 2:39 PM BST

Surely everyone knows that the BMI is a load of rubbish? There are far more accurate ways of measurement.

How much goes in one hole and out the other?

Quote: Aaron @ June 15 2008, 2:39 PM BST

Surely everyone knows that the BMI is a load of rubbish? There are far more accurate ways of measurement.

Whether you can sit on a tube seat comfortably?

Quote: EllieJP @ June 15 2008, 2:38 PM BST

:O

Yeah, don't forget it beatch!

Quote: EllieJP @ June 15 2008, 2:40 PM BST

Whether you can sit on a tube seat comfortably?

Nah, that's a dodgy one.

Can someone give you a piggyback.

Can you put a pencil in your belly button and most of it disappear?

*Don't press hard.

:O

No.

Quote: Aaron @ June 15 2008, 1:02 AM BST

They're going to get married.

I hope they were all horrible to you at the party now, Aaron! >_<

Quote: Aaron @ June 15 2008, 2:39 PM BST

Surely everyone knows that the BMI is a load of rubbish? There are far more accurate ways of measurement.

My mum's boss got annoyed at her once because she wouldn't stop saying how rubbish BMI was-she came home almost every night having a go about it. :D

Aaron went to a party? :O Is that why he changed his sig?

Why? Her boss kept calling her a lardy?

Quote: Aaron @ June 15 2008, 2:59 PM BST

Why? Her boss kept calling her a lardy?

Laughing out loud No! Because my mum's a nurse and so was meant to advocate using the BMI, but wouldn't.

Ahhh ok, I seee.

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