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It's the weekend and that means BBQ! Page 8

Quote: Leevil @ June 15 2008, 1:37 PM BST

I don't even get that. But can you imagine, with such high demand for their products, they're going to have the best quality meat?

Yes my girlfriend is Vegan and yes she's showed me those animal rights videos and yes it further backed up my opinion of fast food chain burgers.

It really is gross, really, really. There is no justification for it, it's disgusting. It's unbelievable. And that's why I don't eat at those places.

Plus, even before I saw all this stuff, I KNEW their burgers could not be better than my home made lovelies.

Justification is that it's so damn good. :)

Quote: Aaron @ June 15 2008, 1:57 PM BST

Justification is that it's so damn good. :)

But it's not, it's a really poor quality food product, it's really bad compared to a proper burger. I suggest you try one, you'll never look back.

Have you ever tried a real cut of meat? Something that isn't processed? You're in for a real treat when you do.

Quote: Leevil @ June 15 2008, 2:00 PM BST

But it's not, it's a really poor quality food product, it's really bad compared to a proper burger. I suggest you try one, you'll never look back.

Have you ever tried a real cut of meat? Something that isn't processed? You're in for a real treat when you do.

Fair point, I don't eat at fast food places too often mostly due to the taste - you just can't beat good cuts of meat cooked and prepared properly.

Basically I think what Lee's trying to say is - You're eating a painted turd.

Quote: Leevil @ June 15 2008, 2:00 PM BST

But it's not, it's a really poor quality food product, it's really bad compared to a proper burger. I suggest you try one, you'll never look back.

Have you ever tried a real cut of meat? Something that isn't processed? You're in for a real treat when you do.

It's a long time since I've had a beef burger from anywhere - but I don't agree with you.

I just really like the taste of a McD's cheeseburger.

I don't as much like a 'proper' burger, that I make at home. It's nice, but tastes nothing like McD's.

Quote: Paul W @ June 15 2008, 2:02 PM BST

Fair point, I don't eat at fast food places too often mostly due to the taste - you just can't beat good cuts of meat cooked and prepared properly.

Basically I think what Lee's trying to say is - You're eating a painted turd.

Pleased Indeed I am.

Quote: zooo @ June 15 2008, 2:05 PM BST

I just really like the taste of a McD's cheeseburger.

I don't as much like a 'proper' burger, that I make at home. It's nice, but tastes nothing like McD's.

Melted cheese is morally wrong.

(Save pizzas, of course.)

But otherwise I agree with Her Royal zoooship.

I always take the gherkin out though.

Ew. Gherkin.

Quote: zooo @ June 15 2008, 2:05 PM BST

I just really like the taste of a McD's cheeseburger.

I don't as much like a 'proper' burger, that I make at home. It's nice, but tastes nothing like McD's.

Yeah, I understand. If you want to recreate that McD's taste, just pack your home made burgers with salt and water, then leave it say on top of a radiator to give it that warm soggy texture.

If it's the secret sauce you're missing, you'll be able to find the recipe on the 'net.

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Mix well until thick ;)

I'm only messing, I don't care if you lot eat at fast food chains, I just know I don't want to. I've tried them, I ate a lot as a kid but then I started cooking these things for myself and found out that I could save a lot of money and eat a lot healthier.

Quote: Leevil @ June 15 2008, 2:10 PM BST

Yeah, I understand. If you want to recreate that McD's taste, just pack your home made burgers with salt and water, then leave it say on top of a radiator to give it that warm soggy texture.

If it's the secret sauce you're missing, you'll be able to find the recipe on the 'net.

1xtsp farmer spit
1xtsp farmer cum

Mix well until thick ;)

Laughing out loud

I know it's a load of old rubbish in there, but it tastes good!
So good on 'em.

Quote: Leevil @ June 15 2008, 2:10 PM BST

I'm only messing, I don't care if you lot eat at fast food chains, I just know I don't want to. I've tried them, I ate a lot as a kid but then I started cooking these things for myself and found out that I could save a lot of money and eat a lot healthier.

Where are you buying from that you can make a burger cheaper than buy one in McDonald's or such? :-/

Maybe he rears his own cattle?

Quote: zooo @ June 15 2008, 2:11 PM BST

Maybe he rears his own cattle?

Sounds even MORE expensive.

Quote: zooo @ June 15 2008, 2:11 PM BST

I know it's a load of old rubbish in there, but it tastes good!
So good on 'em.

Damn right!

zooo knows where it's at, as usual. :)

Quote: zooo @ June 15 2008, 2:11 PM BST

Maybe he rears his own cattle?

Just 'round up a gang of chavs and lead them into a mincer. Yeah, you have to pick sovereign rings from your teeth. But it's a good taste and it kills two birds with one stone.

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