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It's the weekend and that means BBQ! Page 6

Is that legal?

Actually, probably a dumb question

I want a BBQ!!! Now! :(

Someone make me one.

Quote: Charly @ June 15 2008, 12:26 PM BST

I give up spreading the good word.

The mentalist word of vegetarianism, you mean?

Heathen! You shall be burned!

Or smited, which is even better.

If we weren't meant to eat meat, we wouldn't be able to digest it. End of discussion.

It could be argued that...
Oh I can't be bothered. To be honest i'm not THAT vegetarian. In that I have no reason for not eating meat, I just don't.

You go ahead, Charly!

I was a vegetarian for about 3 weeks once when I was 16.
But I needed some bacon.

I've probably accidentally been a veggie for periods longer than that actually, without even realising. I'm not THAT into meat.
I only really like chicken.

I haven't eaten meat for two years. I can't even remember why.

Ha.
Maybe you like ickle piggies.

I love cows! So sometimes I feel a bit bad eating beef. Not if it's yummy though.

While I was travelling I was travelling with a vegetarian and had no money...meat was expensive and for convenience I stopped eating meat. After 6 months, I got home and was shocked to find it took me ages to be able to eat meat again. Just the look of it made me feel ill.

Don't worry, I'm fine now... but it took a while to get a rib in my mouth!

No, I tell a lie. T'was one year ago, in April. I was momentarily certain I was in 2009.

Quote: zooo @ June 15 2008, 12:53 PM BST

I was a vegetarian for about 3 weeks once when I was 16.
But I needed some bacon.

Laughing out loud

If you think about it too much, meat IS bloody disgusting.

Dead carcasses? Mmm, yummy... >_<

Quote: EllieJP @ June 15 2008, 12:56 PM BST

Don't worry, I'm fine now... but it took a while to get a rib in my mouth!

Only a rib? Not been polishing the pork sword?

Quote: zooo @ June 15 2008, 12:58 PM BST

If you think about it too much, meat IS bloody disgusting.

Dead carcasses? Mmm, yummy... >_<

Yeah, but then your mind wanders to KFC, and you remember why meat is so damn good.

Is that a euphamism?

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