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It's the weekend and that means BBQ! Page 4

I think the most violent act I've ever committed was throwing a hamburger at a McDonald's employee's head. I asked for no onions, he gave me one with onions, I returned it and repeated my request and he smirked and handed me another burger loaded with a 3-inch stack of onions.

I missed, by the way. It's not easy hurling a burger from behind the wheel of a car.

Haha!

On that note (kind of). Do they call the green thing a gherkin in America, or has it a different name?

They just call 'em pickles.

Ahh, that's it.
Thank you!
I feel educated.

Quote: zooo @ June 14 2008, 8:29 PM BST

I feel educated.

It had to happen eventually I spose :P

Oho.
You are a one.

I am The Master, I am THE One

"I am the one and only!"

Quote: Leevil @ June 14 2008, 8:15 PM BST

XTREME SCRABBLE! No doubt.

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ June 14 2008, 8:18 PM BST

Death scrabble.

With extra gore.

Spell out a body part, and then extract it from the closest animal.

:D

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 14 2008, 8:32 PM BST

"I am the one and only!"

>_<

Quote: zooo @ June 14 2008, 8:29 PM BST

Ahh, that's it.
Thank you!
I feel educated.

Another educational tip:

The "real" BBQ joints in Texas offer dill pickles, jalapenos and white bread alongside their brisket and smoked sausages. If you grab a few they'll think you're a local.

Quote: zooo @ June 14 2008, 8:31 PM BST

Oho.
You are a one.

Are you preparing the lightning now, mistress?

Quote: zooo @ June 14 2008, 8:08 PM BST

Do you have any pastimes which don't involve extreme violence, at all?

I'd hate to consider what wanking may be like. *shudder*

Quote: Aaron @ June 14 2008, 8:34 PM BST

Laughing out loud

:D

>_<

Three smiley only replies!? :O

Quote: DaButt @ June 14 2008, 8:34 PM BST

Another educational tip:

The "real" BBQ joints in Texas offer dill pickles, jalapenos and white bread alongside their brisket and smoked sausages. If you grab a few they'll think you're a local.

Sounds like the perfect reason not to have any

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 14 2008, 8:36 PM BST

Three smiley only replies!? :O

It's the three wise monkeys

Quote: Alan C @ June 14 2008, 8:36 PM BST

Sounds like the perfect reason not to have any

But then you run the risk of offending them and having them tie your body to the bumper of their huge 4x4 and being dragged to your death in the scrubland. My advice: take the jalapenos. They're good on everything.

Quote: DaButt @ June 14 2008, 8:41 PM BST

But then you run the risk of offending them and having them tie your body to the bumper of their huge 4x4 and being dragged to your death in the scrubland. My advice: take the jalapenos. They're good on everything.

I love Jalapenos just not so keen on Texans ;)

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