EXT. BUILDING SITE
Two builders sit on a wall, eating their lunch.
DAVE: 'Ere, guess what?
BILL: What?
DAVE: I err invented a new swear word last night.
BILL: Yeah?
DAVE: Yeah.
BILL: Go on then, what is it?
DAVE: (Clears his throat) F**k.
BILL: Say it again.
DAVE: F**k.
BILL: Ah, sorry to break this to you mate, but that one already exists.
DAVE: Does it?
BILL: Yeah, yeah it's been 'round for quite a while.
DAVE: Are you sure?
BILL: Say it again.
DAVE: F**k.
BILL: Yeah that's a classic that one, surprised you ain't heard it before?
DAVE: What does it mean?
BILL: Well it actually has many meanings...
DAVE: Does it?
BILL: Yeah, what does yours mean?
DAVE: Well it only has one meaning. Do you know when you're err having sex?
BILL: Yeah?
DAVE: Well that's it.
BILL: Dave?
DAVE: Yeah?
BILL: You're a dick.
DAVE: A what now?
END
Cheers Seefacts 
