British Comedy Guide

It's the weekend and that means BBQ! Page 3

Quote: PhQnix @ June 14 2008, 4:02 PM BST

Carnivore! (Technically you're right, but y'know...)

I'm just good at winning against you lately.

(You will scream.)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 14 2008, 4:03 PM BST

I'm just good at winning against you lately.

(You will scream.)

Laughing out loud

I won't! I really have to read that now...

You will too! Especially at where I am now! They're all idiots. Dr. Seward annoyed me last chapter-he needs to get his act together.

Dr Seward! I looked at my copy last night, but I can't make head nor tale of him.

Diliberate miss-spelling.

He's so good! But an idiot. He's just realised about Renfield and is like "Good God!" and I'm mentally saying "Fiiiiinally!" Plus, Mina is getting bitten, no?

How stupid can he be? Renfield eats birds and flies for god's sake!

I know! I don't know all of it properly, but I might know more than I think if that makes sense.

Um, right.

I knew it wouldn't!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 14 2008, 3:04 PM BST

Join forces with Elliot? He's veggie and likes coup attempts.

Yeah, but lacking the necessary brainpower and nutrients provided by meat, they're unlikely to succeed. ;)

Quote: DaButt @ June 14 2008, 2:53 PM BST

Yesterday I purchased a new gas grill and I was ready to break it in with a few nice steaks and some burgers, but my co-worker just told me about this place:

http://www.exoticmeats.com/

Which one of these tasty creatures should I char and consume?

*snip*

Venison is extremely sweet. If you have a sweet tooth, give it a go.

Quote: Aaron @ June 14 2008, 6:54 PM BST

Yeah, but lacking the necessary brainpower and nutrients provided by meat, they're unlikely to succeed. ;)

I didn't laugh, honest. ;)

Quote: Aaron @ June 14 2008, 6:54 PM BST

Venison is extremely sweet. If you have a sweet tooth, give it a go.

I've had it before and didn't care for it all that much. If I did, I'd just pick up a rifle and shoot one from my back porch.

Do you have any pastimes which don't involve extreme violence, at all?

Scrabble?

Quote: zooo @ June 14 2008, 8:08 PM BST

Scrabble?

XTREME SCRABBLE! No doubt.

Death scrabble.

With extra gore.

Spell out a body part, and then extract it from the closest animal.

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