What would the first and perhaps last line of your autobiography be?
'I was about 4 when I discovered my penis......
......and it's still my favourite hobby.'
Would probably be mine.
Autobiography
I don't know. It was too dull to read.
'There was goo everywhere....
....There was goo everywhere.'
Original yet familiar.
Quote: Leevil @ June 14 2008, 12:33 PM BST'There was goo everywhere....
....There was goo everywhere.'
I took my first step unaided and fell flat on my face ... I took my last step unaided and fell down the stairs
Don't read this book....Why the hell did you read it?
No, wait. That's rubbish....
"It was after I'd kicked the fourth different man out of my bed that day that I realised I had a problem."
Quote: EllieJP @ June 15 2008, 10:09 AM BST"It was after I'd kicked the fourth different man out of my bed that day that I realised I had a problem."
"My parents had to clean up my piss, shit and vomit ... my children had to clean up my piss, shit and vomit"
"I breathed in... I breathed out."
Um excuse me being pedantic but if it's an autobiography your last words wouldn't actually be your last words. Unless you rushed to write it all down before keeling over.
Well derrrr.
Quote: David Chapman @ June 15 2008, 6:16 PM BSTUm excuse me being pedantic but if it's an autobiography your last words wouldn't actually be your last words. Unless you rushed to write it all down before keeling over.
Or never spoke/wrote again?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 15 2008, 6:29 PM BSTOr never spoke/wrote again?
Could have throat cancer I suppose for about 10 years so your last words were 10 years before you died.