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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 13 2008, 10:19 PM BST

Maybe it's a new kind of OCD you can discover and lend your name to.

"Alan C's BSGOCD-itis"

I think they just call it SOGOTI (Sad old git on the internet!)

And what you don't realise is that Robyn is in fact Derek Fopps a 54 year old bricky from Middlesborough who trawls cyberspace for sad old gits then arranges to meet them in a secret location and buggers them senseless. Clever though isn't he.

Yup and too bloody close to me for comfort matey! Teary

I have an OCD!
I can not eat without opening my mouth. My Mum said I was born with it. Still we all have our crosses to bear. It can be hard sometimes & people take the raving piss out of me but I have learned to live with it.

You big freak!

Well it would be pretty difficult to eat without opening your mouth at some point?

I also cant take a piss without opening my legs. It gets worse too.
This is a terrible burden of an OCD this is.
I simply can not walk without moving my feet!

I think i've lost the will to live

I'm in the pub and WAPing it up!

Quote: Charley @ June 13 2008, 11:20 PM BST

I also cant take a piss without opening my legs. It gets worse too.
This is a terrible burden of an OCD this is.
I simply can not walk without moving my feet!

What does OCD stand for in your case?

Old Charley Disorder. (I nearly thought of something worse)

Quote: David Chapman @ June 14 2008, 1:13 AM BST

What does OCD stand for in your case?

Old Charley Disorder. (I nearly thought of something worse)

Odorous C**t Dandruff. Is that worse?

Quote: chipolata @ June 13 2008, 11:08 AM BST

And underneath I think he's fairly unpleasant. I think he once mocked Gordon Brown's communication skills and called him autistic. Fair enough, criticise somebody for not being able to communicate their ideas clearly, but DO NOT use a condition like autism as a term of abuse. It's nasty, shabby, small minded and lacks class. And if you want to be the british Prime Minister, you should be above that sort of thing.

I've heard people (commentators, journalists) say that some of his mannerisms, habits, social skills, etc, are reminiscent of someone with autism, but I find it highly unlikely that David Cameron, whose eldest son has cerebral palsy and severe epilepsy, would make such a statement.

Quote: chipolata @ June 13 2008, 11:25 AM BST

Aaron's only adopting the high moral tone because it's the Labour party doing it. If the situation were reversed and the Tories were in power, pushing this legislation through, he'd be defending it to the hilt. He's an opportunist.

I doubt it. I'd be against it, or for it, depending on the individual legislation no matter who the party supporting it was.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 13 2008, 11:23 AM BST

They had every right to pass the Lords with the Hunting Bill. The Lords isn't allowed to reject bills drawn up from manifesto promises. The Ban on Hunting was a manifesto promise.

I think that's more of a precedent than a rule, so unless you can direct me otherwise, rubbish! The House of Lords is there to scrutinise legislation. If they had some ridiculous Nazi-esque statement in their manifesto, and still got in, should it still be able to bypass the Lords?

In any case, the Act they used to get it past the Lords was illegal itself. The whole thing was, and is, a total mockery of the British legal and Parliamentary systems.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 13 2008, 11:36 AM BST

You see, this is why I always liked Yes Minister. Jim Hacker's party was never specified because basically all parties behave in the same way once they get into power.

Yes Minister was just amazing, full stop.

(And it wasn't named more because it wasn't about party than because it applied to all, methinks!)

Quote: Charly @ June 13 2008, 5:37 PM BST

Fine, fine. Some girls in my year went crazy drinking rum

Pirate

Quote: zooo @ June 13 2008, 5:47 PM BST

I am suddenly effing freezing.
Anyone else?

'Twas slightly chillier yesterday. But I was out 'n' 'bout in Lundun town all day in a t-shirt (and jeans etc...) without being too bad!

Quote: Charly @ June 13 2008, 5:50 PM BST

I wear t- shirts all year round, so i'm freezing. Just one of my quirkes (Ahem)

Ehhhhhhh? Surely you wear jumpers and stuff when it's really cold too?

Quote: Jake How @ June 13 2008, 8:11 PM BST

Where is Aaron today?

Out doing things in London.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 13 2008, 9:25 PM BST

And you're not a zombie, how!?

Oh, but he is.

I am so nervous - I have all my friends coming to see my new flat - I haven't stopped cleaning! arghhhhh

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