Charley in the Maldives

Now that our good friend Charley is making her way to the Maldives as I'm sure you are all aware (she's been mentioning it in every post for about a month!).
How about we use this thread to post anything we find fitting for her to read on her return. Perhaps it is a joke or simply a message for her.
Whatever you want basically......
My first contribution is a map of the Maldives itself. As you all know Charley has been known, once or twice, to talk about sex and in particular her "Jack Danny".....

.....is it really just coincidence that the two look almost identical (allegedly)....

Apparently the Maldives is a Muslim country, so no alcohol is allowed.

She'll love that.

After looking at the map above, I bet you she's excited about flying into Male Airport. I'm sure her first stop will be Taj Exotica.

And the only Bible she can take with her would be her own so I hope she's not trying to smuggle them into the country.

I think I can see the little man in the boat.

Hello Charley. It's 13.45 and they're playing Baba O'Reilly on Planet Rock.

Good luck with the Maldeviants. I hope you feel at home there.

If we're talking similarities to Jack... shouldn't the GAFUU Atoll be at the top end? Unless viewing in an upside-down position of course... ;-)

Quote: Darren Goldsmith @ May 7, 2007, 6:17 PM

If we're talking similarities to Jack... shouldn't the GAFUU Atoll be at the top end? Unless viewing in an upside-down position of course... ;-)

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Unless of course that is the Asoll Atoll my friend!

Charley is over the Indian Ocean now, or might have landed. Her Gavin was round here on Sunday looking very uptight. I asked if he was worried about flying. He said,"No its being stuck on a small island with a big mad woman and she told me she is taking someone called Jack Danny with us, and I don,t the chap".poor sod

Hey, Andy, perhaps you can come up with some sort of anthem for Charley. What she wouldn't give to have a load of guys standing up for her - or is that going down?

All quiet on the Eastern Front still.

I haven't heard about any diplomatic incidents ... as yet.

I think her Gav is being forced to spend the whole holiday muffscuba-diving.

sorry..shame on me

So that's the Lap top she was talking about taking.

It's only a matter of time now..............

I promise not to tell her what you've been saying about her in her absence - or what threads they're on.

On the assumption she's not caused an international incident, does anyone know when Charley returns to the forum?