You're right. You should try and see a heron get their head round dial-up.
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Quote: Winterlight @ June 12 2008, 8:56 PM BSTYou're right. You should try and see a heron get their head round dial-up.
What's with all the herons all of a sudden? 
All of a sudden?!
It's a life long infatuation.
Quote: Winterlight @ June 12 2008, 9:05 PM BSTAll of a sudden?!
It's a life long infatuation.
Are they aware they have a fan club?
I actually have a plastic lifesize heron in my bedroom, but that's another story. An interesting story in fact.
Quote: monkeybeard @ June 12 2008, 3:50 PM BSTI might try it again one day, it felt quite good. I certainly solved more crimes...
And perpetrated more, too!
Quote: roscoff @ June 12 2008, 3:55 PM BSTWhen I grow a moustache I look like a Mexican bandit which is great when I'm riding along the Rio Grande trying to hide from John Wayne.
You are Cheech and/or Chong, and I claim my £5.
Quote: zooo @ June 12 2008, 5:05 PM BSTOkay, ignore sarong madness, and observe article a). Johnny Depp. Non hairy, and awesome.
and article b). Too flipping hairy!
Darn.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 12 2008, 5:25 PM BSTWho couldn't?
Me! *shudder*
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 12 2008, 5:57 PM BSTUh-huh.
You are a fully fledged pervy girl. Go Robyn!
Quote: Timbo @ June 12 2008, 6:02 PM BSTI decided for a trial period only to go with a-little-bit-more-than-designer-stubble-but-not quite-a-full-set. I am told I look quite raffish.
Are you sure that they didn't say "roughish"? As in either "ill", or a homeless man? Or, more likely, both?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 12 2008, 6:49 PM BSTI don't think anyone'd have the guts!
A friend of mine threw numerous bottles filled with piss at that guy at Reading a couple of years ago. 50 Cent? I dunno, one of them black music people whose style seemed completely at odds with everything else about the event.
Quote: Winterlight @ June 12 2008, 8:23 PM BSTAnd you complain about me calling girls 'piece of asses'.
Your hypocrisy boggles the mind.
She's a deity, so we can let it pass.
Quote: zooo @ June 12 2008, 8:32 PM BST(besides the fact that I would say arse anyway.)
Too right!
Quote: Alan C @ June 12 2008, 8:39 PM BSTYes there is ... I was never confused!
Was he the captain of the football team?
Quote: Winterlight @ June 12 2008, 9:08 PM BSTI actually have a plastic lifesize heron in my bedroom, but that's another story. An interesting story in fact.
Do elaborate?
Quote: Winterlight @ June 12 2008, 9:08 PM BSTI actually have a plastic lifesize heron in my bedroom, but that's another story. An interesting story in fact.
I have a plastic life size Aaron in my bedroom. Is it the same thing?
I currently have about two weeks growth going on due to not getting around to trimming it back. Add to that my superb 'buggers grips' and I look not unlike a hobo. A sexy mother-fudging hobo. Hes covered in used needles but hes got a 'come-hither' glint in his eye.
'Come-hither' is now my new official favourite word/s.
Quote: roscoff @ June 13 2008, 10:27 AM BST'Come-hither' is now my new official favourite word/s.
Its old school sex chat. Said with one eyebrow raised its sensual dynamite.
And/or sleazy. Take your pick. 
Sideburns almost back to full snuff, if anyone's interested.
Quote: Aaron @ June 13 2008, 10:45 AM BSTAnd/or sleazy. Take your pick.
Come hither could never be sleazy Aaron, surely?! Unless you had your knob dangling out your fly at the time.
I do have one worry about the term 'come-hither' however. It could be misconstrued as an invitation to play a mid-european musical stringed instrument. As in, 'come Zither'. An easy mistake to make I'm sure you'll agree.
Quote: Aaron @ June 13 2008, 1:47 AM BSTYou are a fully fledged pervy girl. Go Robyn!
Probably not a good thing.