Quote: Alan C @ June 12 2008, 4:55 PM BSTor perhaps he's waiting to get top of the page?
Two milestones in one!? 
Edit-But no! Ellie got it! Hello Ellie! Have missed you.
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Quote: EllieJP @ June 12 2008, 4:55 PM BSTSorry I haven't been on much today guys - I have a new job and it's madness!!
Yes, I heard they were making a comeback.
Quote: EllieJP @ June 12 2008, 4:55 PM BSTSorry I haven't been on much today guys - I have a new job and it's madness!!
Aww we missed you 
Where's the new job, Ellie!?
Quote: EllieJP @ June 12 2008, 4:55 PM BSTSorry I haven't been on much today guys - I have a new job and it's madness!!
So have you hired your sex slaves, I mean assistants yet?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 12 2008, 4:55 PM BSTTwo milestones in one!?
Edit-But no! Ellie got it! Hello Ellie! Have missed you.
Hellooooooooooo! Never fear... Ellie's here!
We're trying to get PhQnix's 1000th post, but he's holding out now.
What do you have to do now, Ells Bells?
I honestly didn't know what to write. At first I thought I could ask someone to marry me, That would be pretty dramatic but it would probably be difficult to do and pretty odd. F**king dramatic though.
I dabbled with the West Ham idea, an extensive post which expounded the brilliance of West Ham legends from Billy Bonds, the tough-tackling central midfielder through to Paolo Di Canio the Neo-Fascist Italian football genius. I would also take in the managerial prowess of the late John Lyall and Ron Greenwood who set out the foundations for West Ham in the 20th century. A club which concerns itself with attractive football and a strong Youth Academy.
However I decided this would not be spectacular enough. I also thought I could post a picture of myself naked, as per the requests of zooo when I have seen others reach this momentous landmark. However this would probably circumvent several laws related to Child Pornography and Obscenity. Plus I couldn't find a naked picture of River Phoenix to pass off as myself.
Instead I have ended up with this self-referential, confused, meandering, ridiculous post.
Memorable enough?
WOOP!
Quote: Alan C @ June 12 2008, 4:55 PM BSTor perhaps he's waiting to get top of the page?
Or maybe he's waiting for a dedicated thread!?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 12 2008, 5:02 PM BSTOr maybe he's waiting for a dedicated thread!?
Or not.^^^
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 12 2008, 5:02 PM BSTOr maybe he's waiting for a dedicated thread!?
Or maybe not, as it turns out 
Quote: PhQnix @ June 12 2008, 5:01 PM BSTMemorable enough?
I just wrote "Woop!" for mine.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 12 2008, 5:03 PM BSTI just wrote "Woop!" for mine.
I may go back and delete that silly tripe then.
Edit: Done!
Sadly though your post says 5:01 so you missed the target by 1 minute 
Quote: PhQnix @ June 12 2008, 5:04 PM BST
I may go back and delete that silly tripe then.
Edit: Done!
But it's set in stone now!
Edit-Stop making me look stupid! >_<