What a waste of number 1000! 
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Quote: Alan C @ June 12 2008, 4:43 PM BSTok my last question - what is your earliest recollection of being alive?
I honestly don't know. My childhood was pretty uniform, it's all one big blob of memories.
Blame school for the uniform.
my earliest was when I was 3 and being pushed into an open fire by my brother .. I guess you always remember the traumatic events 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 12 2008, 4:47 PM BSTBlame school for the uniform.
groan, Robyn 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 12 2008, 4:47 PM BSTBlame school for the uniform.
Pushed into an open fire, why?
Quote: Alan C @ June 12 2008, 4:47 PM BSTgroan, Robyn
Was worth it.
Quote: PhQnix @ June 12 2008, 4:48 PM BST
Pushed into an open fire, why?
*Tries to imagine a legitimate reason. Fails*
And we thought Elliot's mum was harsh for tearing his Charizard!
Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 12 2008, 4:48 PM BST*Tries to imagine a legitimate reason. Fails*
I could think of plenty of legitimate reasons. You are obviously not as malicious as I am
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 12 2008, 4:49 PM BSTAnd we thought Elliot's mum was harsh for tearing his Charizard!
We don't know how badly Alan C was hurt. My Charizard trauma could still be worse
Quote: PhQnix @ June 12 2008, 4:48 PM BST
Pushed into an open fire, why?
He's a year and a bit older than me and thought he would be a boxer - he hit me and I fell forward into a coal fire, put my right arm in to break my fall. I remember having all this yellow stuff on my arm 
It turned out to be a minor injury but didn't feel so good at the time! 
Quote: PhQnix @ June 12 2008, 4:49 PM BSTWe don't know how badly Alan C was hurt. My Charizard trauma could still be worse
And where's the thousandth post already!? Suspense!
It's got to be about West Ham - he's taking his time to make it "memorable"
or perhaps he's waiting to get top of the page?
Sorry I haven't been on much today guys - I have a new job and it's madness!!