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I scare myself sometimes :)

Never had/tried one.
I like to grow a coupla day's stubble coz I think it suits me, but when it stops looking like stubble and more like a black mess I shave it off and start again. I could never shave every day, 1 because I dont like having a totally smmooth face and 2 because there's no way I could be bothered.

I am smooth in the week and stubbly on the weekends. I have something similar going on with my face as well.

I experimented recently and shaved off my beard but kept a nice handlebar moustache in it's place.

I might try it again one day, it felt quite good. I certainly solved more crimes...

I find freshly shaven skin quite a turn on. Not just a girls private parts, but also my own chin.

When I grow a moustache I look like a Mexican bandit which is great when I'm riding along the Rio Grande trying to hide from John Wayne.

Bloody John Wayne, what a pest.

Having been one of the first lads in my year at school, to start growing a moustache, when I was just 13, I was convinced that it was only a matter of time, before I looked like Bluto, from the Popeye cartoons. The way things turned out, however, was the complete opposite, as not only is my "beard" pathetic, but about 50% of it is made up of blonde hairs, even though the hair on my head is dark brown. It's a bit like the situation with my height, i.e. I was always one of the tallest boys in my year, at school, then I suddenly stopped growing at about 15, and am now just under 5ft 11".

It was always my view that men should be hairy and women smooth.

Perhaps I'm just sexist.

Non hairy boys are sexier.
Almost always.

What do you count as hairy?

Ooh, googleimage time!!

Quote: zooo @ June 12 2008, 4:58 PM BST

Ooh, googleimage time!!

I've fallen into that trap before.

Okay, ignore sarong madness, and observe article a). Johnny Depp. Non hairy, and awesome.

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and article b). Too flipping hairy!

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Exhibit B is quite hairy, isn't he?

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