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Who do you fancy? Page 128

Hey, I've been at the birth of all three of mine.

Like an explosion in a flipping abattoir, every time. You can't tell me that's natural.

EDIT: Thanks, zooooey, your evil edit makes me look like a non sequiturial-spouting nitwit.

*Counts down from ten to one*

It's not. I ain't doing it.

Quote: zooo @ June 12 2008, 1:50 PM BST

Don't make Graham think about that, Leevil!

A boy in my science class wrote in my planner every year the day I was conceived. Thanks for that.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 12 2008, 1:52 PM BST

A boy in my science class wrote in my planner every year the day I was conceived. Thanks for that.

*strokes chin* err, what?

Exactly.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 12 2008, 1:52 PM BST

A boy in my science class wrote in my planner every year the day I was conceived. Thanks for that.

Legendary. :D

I told him once that I was actually a week early, and it spoiled all his calculations.

HHahahahah, did he break down in tears?

He just looked at me, unimpressed, then kicked me under the desk.

:D

To which I screamed very loudly "Stop touching my leg!" and he stopped, and left the room for about 10 minutes.

LOL.

He still tells me off now for having done that! Is a popular story now. Cool

Cheeky git. You should tell him off for talking about your parents doing the horizontal tango.

Haha I did, but he doesn't listen. He also beats me at Connect four all the time, and tells me off for slouching. >_<

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