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I'm not generally that keen on beardage.

But a cool mustache arrangement can be very sexy. (on very rare occasions, and on the right men). See Julian Barratt (as said in thread already!), Giles Coren, and a couple of others.

I was about to say to you that you were needed here, Laura. I agree particularly with Giles and Julian.

Yes I think Aaron suits his

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Men should only grow a beard/stubble if they can pull it off. If you have wispy hair then I wouldn't bother as you'll just look like a teenager trying to look older.

My facial hair grows quick and is thick, but I never go more than a couple of days without shaving as I just look scruffy otherwise.

I'm sure some people do like to hide behind their beards, but I doubt that is the reason in every case. With me it's mostly just a little laziness.

Quote: Alan C @ June 12 2008, 1:42 PM BST

Yes I think Aaron suits his

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Laughing out loud

Quote: Winterlight @ June 12 2008, 1:44 PM BST

Men should only grow a beard/stubble if they can pull it off. If you have wispy hair then I wouldn't bother as you'll just look like a teenager trying to look older.

i am a 32 years old and my crap whispy beard makes me look like an old teenager. which is the look i'm going for

Quote: Nick Rivers @ June 12 2008, 1:10 PM BST

beards are for men.

And paedophiles.

Quote: chipolata @ June 12 2008, 1:12 PM BST

It's actually the opposite. Your real man goes out into the world with his naked face proudly on display.

Hell yeah!

Quote: chipolata @ June 12 2008, 1:30 PM BST

The first thing women do who've had gender realignment surgey is to grow a beard. Whenever I see a man with a beard, I think, I wonder how long since they had the operation. :D

Or if they're off out to catch cod or ... herring (?) tomorrow.

Quote: Aaron @ June 12 2008, 2:00 PM BST

And paedophiles.

It's a well known fact that all paedophiles and general sex pests are men who are frustrated at their inability to grow a decent beard, so they have to turn to a life of sexual deviancy.

The beard and paedo link was invented by bare-faced men who fear that they may one day become one.

Fear that they may one day become a beardy? Quite possibly.

Quote: monkeybeard @ June 12 2008, 2:10 PM BST

It's a well known fact that all paedophiles and general sex pests are men who are frustrated at their inability to grow a decent beard, so they have to turn to a life of sexual deviancy.

I suppose Peter Sutcliffs beard is just a CGI effect added by jealous smooth faced men in the media? Ditto for that guy who shot Jill Danda and has an amazingly silly hairy thing on his face.

Quote: chipolata @ June 12 2008, 2:15 PM BST

I suppose Peter Sutcliffs beard is just a CGI effect added by jealous smooth faced men in the media? Ditto for that guy who shot Jill Danda and has an amazingly silly hairy thing on his face.

Precisley, I'm glad you're coming round to my way of thinking :D

Damn smooth-faced men and their computer wizardry Angry

Quote: monkeybeard @ June 12 2008, 2:37 PM BST

Damn smooth-faced men and their computer wizardry Angry

:)

Quote: Aaron @ June 12 2008, 2:13 PM BST

Fear that they may one day become a beardy? Quite possibly.

So they fear becoming beardy and therefore create the myth of beardys and paedos as they themselves know they are paedos so when they end up beardy their past will link up with them once more?

I think you've cracked it :)

Your logic is bewildering! :P

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