British Comedy Guide

Facial hair

On men. Good or bad?

Never trust a man with a beard - he's hiding something and it's not just his acne

Can I assume then, that the day has finally come and you have started shaving! Good luck with that and the rest of pubity!

Clean shaven or bearded, it doesn't matter as long as you commit yourself. It's nitwits like that big div Lee off The Apprentice who get my goat. Look, Mr Lee off The Apprentice, do you want a beard or don't you?

I have a goatee-type affair going on. I grew it when I shaved my remaining hair off to stop my head resembling a featureless pink balloon.

Problem is it's gingerish with ever-increasing grey bits. Damn you, Mother Nature!

Quote: Perry Nium @ June 12 2008, 11:05 AM BST

I have a goatee-type affair going on.

A bit like the man in your avatar? :D

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^Bad!

(In general, good.)

Quote: Alan C @ June 12 2008, 11:09 AM BST

A bit like the man in your avatar? :D

Have you airbrushed your avatar to remove the ginger! I must say it's a bit late in the day to be revealing that kind of dis-figurement, I've actually quite liked some of your stuff up until now :P

Quote: Rachel @ June 12 2008, 11:12 AM BST

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Good!

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^Bad!

(In general, good.)

Blimey Phil Mitchell has changed :O

Quote: Alan C @ June 12 2008, 11:16 AM BST

Blimey Phil Mitchell has changed :O

He's auditioning for an Ent part in Lord of the Rings.

I wouldn't mind. He's ginger too.

Quote: Alan C @ June 12 2008, 10:37 AM BST

Never trust a man with a beard - he's hiding something and it's not just his acne

Agreed.

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ June 12 2008, 10:39 AM BST

Can I assume then, that the day has finally come and you have started shaving! Good luck with that and the rest of pubity!

puberty*

Quote: Alan C @ June 12 2008, 10:37 AM BST

Never trust a man with a beard - he's hiding something and it's not just his acne

And how do you feel about women wearing makeup?

Better than women with beards, I imagine.

Quote: Afinkawan @ June 12 2008, 11:45 AM BST

And how do you feel about women wearing makeup?

Women have been given a tick from society to embelish their true appearance by applying make-up and some apply so much you wouldn't recognise them with it off. A beard(and or moustache) is one of the few ways a man can change his facial appearance. But, in both cases, there is a reason for why it has been done and I believe it is to hide something about yourself - whether it is physical or psychological.

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