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Depends what kind of twatting, I reckon.

Is any kind of twatting good?

Well...

Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 10 2008, 4:29 PM BST

Three when the 70s ended? Wow! You must be ancient.

Yes :( Teary

The advert for Hai Karate, which features an attractive young lady attacking the man who's just splashed it on, dates from the late 60s.

But I can't have a flashback from the 60's, that's my big problem.

Goodness me. I don't think I'd want to wear any after-shave which would result in me getting a twatting.

Ha ha! But I thought that was the idea?

Quote: zooo @ June 10 2008, 4:31 PM BST

Depends what kind of twatting, I reckon.

I don't know. I use a rude word, and zooo just raises that bar.

I mean the beating-up kind, rather than TEH SEXXXXY kind.

Quote: zooo @ June 10 2008, 4:32 PM BST

Well...

I should learn not to ask!

Quote: ian_w @ June 10 2008, 4:33 PM BST

Yes :( Teary

Don't worry, you're not as ancient as me. I was minus two when the 70s started.

Can't do the maths...

You were born in 72?

I was minus 21. :$ Well I was born 21 years after they started.

Quote: zooo @ June 10 2008, 4:35 PM BST

Can't do the maths...

You were born in 72?

That's what I figured. That's, like, a dinosaur!

Quote: zooo @ June 10 2008, 4:35 PM BST

Can't do the maths...

You were born in 72?

Yes. I'm younger than Tennant, though. I think the day I'm older than Doctor Who is the day I fling myself off that bridge.

Confused now. :$

Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 10 2008, 4:37 PM BST

Yes. I'm younger than Tennant, though. I think the day I'm older than Doctor Who is the day I fling myself off that bridge.

Aw, you're a mere baby!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 10 2008, 4:38 PM BST

Confused now. :$

72 refers to 1972 - some time in the last millennium. I'm thirty-flipping-six.

Right, now we all finally know how old Bandage is, I'm going home. Goodbye to the lot of you.

Blimey, somebody using a thread for the purpose it was designed. Whatever next?

Quote: zooo @ June 10 2008, 4:39 PM BST

Aw, you're a mere baby!

So are you according to that! :P

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