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Quote: ian_w @ June 10 2008, 4:03 PM BST

Oh my... *quickly and generously splashes on the Hi Karate*

Hi Karate?

I was going to ask. What *is* that!?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 10 2008, 4:00 PM BST

I always manage to unwittingly prove people's ideas about me!

Laughing out loud

Ok, so I'll tell you I think you're a millionaire with the pick of men and a gazillion fans around the world.
Then when it all unwittingly happens you can thank me :)

Quote: Aaron @ June 10 2008, 4:04 PM BST

Hi Karate?

Flashback to the 80's. Very posh aftershave :)

Haha! Deal.

(Probably won't happen though, it's now more likely to be jinxed more than anything!)

Quote: ian_w @ June 10 2008, 4:05 PM BST

Flashback to the 80's. Very posh aftershave :)

Try the 70s, matey.

Who would call an aftershave Hi Karate!?

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting?

Doo doo dah doo doo doo dah doo!

Quote: zooo @ June 10 2008, 4:11 PM BST

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting?

Those cats really were fast as lightning!

Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 10 2008, 4:08 PM BST

Try the 70s, matey.

Well I'd just turned 3 when the 70's ended, so I didn't really have much need for it then (I attracted females through my natural scent of poo).

I did have a bottle when I was a very wee lad though, so it was either still in production or a very old bottle?

Was it a Christmas present from an elderly relative?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 10 2008, 4:19 PM BST

Was it a Christmas present from an elderly relative?

Erm, I didn't get too many christmas pressies :)

:D

Quote: ian_w @ June 10 2008, 4:15 PM BST

Well I'd just turned 3 when the 70's ended, so I didn't really have much need for it then (I attracted females through my natural scent of poo).

I did have a bottle when I was a very wee lad though, so it was either still in production or a very old bottle?

Three when the 70s ended? Wow! You must be ancient.

The advert for Hai Karate, which features an attractive young lady attacking the man who's just splashed it on, dates from the late 60s.

And here it is!!!!

Goodness me. I don't think I'd want to wear any after-shave which would result in me getting a twatting.

Laughing out loud

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