I always liked, "Each of us was troubled by a horrible arse."
Until someome told me it was actually, "Egypt was troubled by a horrible asp."
REM, I think.
Favourite lyric Page 2
I was troubled by a horrible arse once, But I have taken up drinking now and it leaves me alone Arse's hate the smell of lager
I hate the smell of lager. Does that make me an arse??????????????
Bitter's better.
Doesn't mate you an arse, you have something in common with an arse if you ever have to make small talk
Some bitter makes big talk unfortunately - especially Adnam's Broadside.
I actualy quite like it in the arse. Does that make me a weirdo..?????
Quote: charley rance @ May 5, 2007, 1:05 AMI actualy quite like it in the arse. Does that make me a weirdo..?????
No. But I can't say that I'm surprised.
(Quoted for posterity.)
My face can actualy look quite suprised to take it in the arse.I have a wee hole this big.... Does that make me a bad gal. Nope I thought not. I am a good gal that occasionaly takes it up the wrong un'.
My favourite word is BOLLOX.
Quote: charley rance @ May 5, 2007, 1:25 AMMy face can actualy look quite suprised to take it in the arse.I have a wee hole this big.... Does that make me a bad gal. Nope I thought not. I am a good gal that occasionaly takes it up the wrong un'.
My favourite word is BOLLOX.
Dear. God.
Quote: Aaron @ May 5, 2007, 1:32 AMDear. God.
He really wont help you.
I don't think anyone can when you're around.
Quote: charley rance @ May 5, 2007, 1:05 AMI actualy quite like it in the arse. Does that make me a weirdo..?????
Errr...
Is that a trick question?
It's probably best after waxing.
"I feel it in the air,
As I'm doing my hair"
Rihanna - Unfaithful
Rihanna? Sounds like an STD. Oh I'm glad I'm a young hip person who gets to listen to this "music".
mine are
"I love you through sparks and shining dragons, I do"
Made-up lovesong no 43-guillemots
and
"...and it will be more like a song and less like its math, if you pull on hair and bite me like that."
Pull my hair-Bright eyes
cos of my TTM