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Kids in Church Page 2

I hate that situation so much, the only time I hate laughing.
And especially when it forces its way out through your nose in that farty noise.

Quote: Aaron @ June 9 2008, 1:50 PM BST

But that's breaking the rules!

:O No it's not.

Quote: Aaron @ June 9 2008, 1:50 PM BST

But that's breaking the rules!

What rule? Thou shalt not giggle? Thou shalt not take sing the words to a hymn in vain? Thou shalt not take the vicar roughly from behind?

Be specific man!

Quote: EllieJP @ June 9 2008, 4:43 PM BST

:O No it's not.

Of course it is!

Quote: PhQnix @ June 9 2008, 12:55 PM BST

Could you also hear the furtive embarrassment of your parents' teen daughter?

I was ten! I didn't really care about what my parents did then. :$

Quote: ian_w @ June 9 2008, 1:52 PM BST

Go to a TMAoList church. The hyms make you feel horny, and in fact it's encouraged.

Quote: Aaron @ June 9 2008, 2:23 PM BST

And the pews are less for sitting on, more for kneeling on.

Wow.
Am actually a bit horny now.

Just a bit? What with the whole bending over the finely polished wood...

gulp

Ahem. *embarressed cough*

Quote: Aaron @ June 9 2008, 7:18 PM BST

Just a bit? What with the whole bending over the finely polished wood...

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