The great Richard Hammond height swindle Page 7
Quote: Gagsy @ June 8 2008, 9:40 PM BSTHello all,
wasn't sure anyone could see me stood here behind this potted plant!
I could see you, you were stood on my toes
but welcome 
Quote: Seefacts @ June 8 2008, 9:32 PM BSTHow tall are you, Aaron?
Older than the moon, but not quite as old as the stars.
Wait, wrong answer.
Hangon.
Recompiling data banks. Please wait...
Quote: Alan C @ June 8 2008, 9:41 PM BSTMost women I have met secretly want their guy to be bad and for them to believe they can tame him
No way... I need a man to tame me.
Quote: Aaron @ June 8 2008, 9:44 PM BSTRecompiling data banks. Please wait...
hee hee
Quote: Gagsy @ June 8 2008, 9:33 PM BSTEvening all,
I'm 5'5" small, and when pushed to pick an Equity name umpteen years ago decided to change my surname to Short...which was just an abveriated form of my own Fathers nickname for me...'Shortarse'...Where was Esther Rantzen whe I needed her...(Sobs uncontrollably)
Hello! 
Quote: Gagsy @ June 8 2008, 9:40 PM BSTHello all,
wasn't sure anyone could see me stood here behind this potted plant!
That's not a potted plant... that's Side Show Bob!
Quote: EllieJP @ June 8 2008, 9:46 PM BSTNo way... I need a man to tame me.
Depending what you mean, that's quite sexy I think.
Okay, not if you're on heroin or something, but there is something appealing about that - in a weird way I think.
Quote: Alan C @ June 8 2008, 9:41 PM BSTMost women I have met secretly want their guy to be bad and for them to believe they can tame him
Is that true? Nice guys finish last?
Quote: Seefacts @ June 8 2008, 9:48 PM BSTDepending what you mean, that's quite sexy I think.
Okay, not if you're on heroin or something, but there is something appealing about that - in a weird way I think.
Ha - nope... totally clean. I'm a bad girl in other ways. I am a bit wild... and I really would love a man to come along and tame me!
Quote: zooo @ June 8 2008, 9:39 PM BSTAs long as he's not faking an injury to get benefits or something, or living in a bin!
LOLL.
Quote: EllieJP @ June 8 2008, 9:49 PM BSTHa - nope... totally clean. I'm a bad girl in other ways. I am a bit wild... and I really would love a man to come along and tame me!
Chair and Whip?
Quote: Seefacts @ June 8 2008, 9:54 PM BSTI'm listening.
Come a bit closer...
Quote: EllieJP @ June 8 2008, 9:56 PM BSTCome a bit closer...
Urgh! I can see it now. Jesus, that IS wild.
Quote: Seefacts @ June 8 2008, 9:48 PM BSTIs that true? Nice guys finish last?
Yes. The lady comes first.
Quote: Seefacts @ June 8 2008, 10:00 PM BSTUrgh! I can see it now. Jesus, that IS wild.
Don't be disgusted... it's just a bit different. You can touch it if you want...