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The great Richard Hammond height swindle Page 5

Okay - but you need to speak to someone to find out if the person is funny. Specifically going on looks... height is an issue.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 8 2008, 9:20 PM BST

We're not talking freakily tall!

Like Peter Crouch.

Also lofty fellas can change light bulbs without a ladder.

And I'm sure your beard makes up for the lost height in terms of manliness.

Quote: zooo @ June 8 2008, 9:21 PM BST

I don't even notice a boy's height. Unless they are extreeeeeemely tall or short.

What's extremely short?

Quote: Seefacts @ June 8 2008, 9:21 PM BST

Like Peter Crouch.

Also lofty fellas can change light bulbs without a ladder.

Handy.... hmmmmm

Quote: Winterlight @ June 8 2008, 9:22 PM BST

And I'm sure your beard makes up for the lost height in terms of manliness.

Oh, and that too. And my massive balls.

Your eyes?

Quote: Seefacts @ June 8 2008, 9:22 PM BST

What's extremely short?

I'm talking actual midgets.

And even then. I quite fancy the actor Peter Dinklage...
At least on screen.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 8 2008, 9:21 PM BST

Okay - but you need to speak to someone to find out if the person is funny. Specifically going on looks... height is an issue.

Interesting.

Okay, I'm 5'8 - so if you wear heels, I'll wear them too. And vertical stripes. :D

Seefacts, you're not even short!

Quote: zooo @ June 8 2008, 9:24 PM BST

I'm talking actual midgets.

New question.

Would you go out with a midget?

I would. You can get some good looking people of diminished height. Bridget The Midget, the dirty porn star, for one.

Then I'd tower above her AND she'd be quite dirty in the sack. Magic!

Quote: Seefacts @ June 8 2008, 9:24 PM BST

Interesting.

Okay, I'm 5'8 - so if you wear heels, I'll wear them too. And vertical stripes. :D

I don't want to come across petty here... ultimatly looks are not an issue for me - you should see some of my exes. I find funny men EXTREMELY attractive. Making me laugh is my number one!

Although - I don't think I could in the end marry a man shorter than me... the picture would be awful...

God I'm so bad. :(

Quote: zooo @ June 8 2008, 9:26 PM BST

Seefacts, you're not even short!

I'm shorter than most blokes I meet. Only by an inch or too, mind, but it's there.

Except for Richard Hammond of course, much to my dismay.

I wouldn't marry a shorter bloke either Ellie, so don't worry.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 8 2008, 9:09 PM BST

At 5'6, I won't date guys under 5'10 because you can't wear heels.

And you won't date anyone under 23 because they're too immature.

I thought such superficiality only existed in American teen shows!

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