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What languages can you speak? Page 3

I can speak a bit of French, oh, and I'm pretty much fluent in Ebonics, though I hardly ever use my knowledge of it when I talk, due to fear of sounding like a trendy twat. I can't even bring myself to say Hoodie (remember, that's a hooded top, not a person who wears a hooded top), even though everybody and their Grandma seems to be using the word these days.

Gobbledegook, Yokel, Nonsense, a teeny weeny bit of Arabic and French

I can speak GCSE French and AS level Spanish; as well as English-kind of.

I have a grasp of German. Enough to translate the drunken ramblings of a friend who takes his heritage a little too seriously.

I have friends who sing "Three Times a Lady" in German in homage to Eddie Izzard. That and their GCSE class all learnt to say "No time for that now, there are pigs for f**king!"

Quote: Rachel @ June 8 2008, 2:57 PM BST

I speak l33t.

No you don't!

It's 1337...

Quote: Aaron @ June 8 2008, 6:13 PM BST

No you don't!

It's 1337...

Laughing out loud

My heart aflutters when it reaches 37 minutes past one on a digital clock. And I took a picture of my car mileage when it hit 1337. Saaaaaaad. :D

You should've left the mileage there forever!

Quote: Rachel @ June 8 2008, 7:26 PM BST

I took a picture of my car mileage when it hit 1337. Saaaaaaad.

Immense. If I ever drive, I shall do much the same.

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