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The great Richard Hammond height swindle Page 2

6ft here and happy.

I'm short and squat, the way women like their men (or so to my mother says.)

Edit: Edited because it looked like I was being serious...

Quote: PhQnix @ June 8 2008, 5:50 PM BST

I'm short and squat, the way women like their men (according to my mother.)

"My mom says I'm cool"

Laughing out loud

Quote: Leevil @ June 8 2008, 5:51 PM BST

"My mom says I'm cool"

Laughing out loud

"Is it coz I'm cool,
That you're dressed like me..."

Best thing about being shortish is cramming in last on the Tube rather than having to wait for the next train, and ducking and weaving around people who get in the way - kind of like the grubby street urchins in Oliver!.

LOL.

Am I the only one curious as to why Seefacts was minding the Hamster?

I was measured as part of a medical for a mortgage in 1989 as 5'9''. I could see the bottom inch of the tape had worn away and knew damn well I had been 5'8'' for years but, if anyone asks, I'm 5'9''.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 8 2008, 5:50 PM BST

I'm short and squat, the way women like their men (or so to my mother says.)

Edit: Edited because it looked like I was being serious...

Laughing out loud

Quote: Leevil @ June 8 2008, 5:51 PM BST

"My mom says I'm cool"

Laughing out loud

Milhouse! :D

I'm 5'.11" so that clearly makes anyone under that height 'too short' and anyone above it 'too tall'. Using me as a yardstick can help us all in many ways.

I'm 5'9. >_<

Yes maybe but if you're a girl that's OK. Anyway, if you're a bloke then I can make you seem bigger in other departments (again using myself as a benchmark..) :(

Im 5'4" so I don't need men to be tooo tall.
(excluding old Tennant chops.)

How tall is Tennanty?

I'm 5'6! :)

He's 6'1" far as I remember. Might be a bit more.

Bastard.

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