I licked it.
Crappest song lyric. Page 3
Quote: zooo @ June 8 2008, 11:49 AM BSTI touched Lenny Kravitz once.
It was very special.
Did you get a tingle of funk?
Quote: zooo @ June 8 2008, 11:52 AM BSTI licked it.
Filth.
Quote: Aaron @ June 8 2008, 11:53 AM BSTDid you get a tingle of funk?
Probably more the taint of smug guitar wankery.
Quote: Aaron @ June 8 2008, 11:53 AM BSTDid you get a tingle of funk?
Yep. In my tongue.
Quote: zooo @ June 8 2008, 11:52 AM BSTI licked it.
Quote: zooo @ June 8 2008, 11:54 AM BSTYep. In my tongue.
Haha!
Quote: Leevil @ June 7 2008, 8:46 PM BSTNot as bad as those two but Bon Jovi's Always, always makes me laugh,
"When you say your prayers try to understand
I've made mistakes, I'm just a man"
Yeah, and from the same song:
"I'll be there til...the words don't rhyme"
In fact, it's all pretty shite
How about these lyrics, from Run DMC:
"Every jam we play, we break two needles
There's THREE of us, but we're not the Beatles"
Quote: catskillz @ June 8 2008, 2:37 PM BSTHow about these lyrics, from Run DMC:
"Every jam we play, we break two needles
There's three of us, but we're not the Beatles"
So long as we're talking hip hop, how about this beauty from The Beastie Boys?
Like gravy to potatoes/like Luke to Darth Vader/I'm a souped up sucker and I'll see you all laters
Geri Halliwell:
"Calling out your name
Burning on the flame"
Ok then back to basics grab your shell toes and your fat laces
A little hand clap for some funk faces and make your body move in the following places:
Goes up your back and then down your spine and when it hits your head...
Ok then back to baseheads dance like you just won at the special Olympics
I got the rudebox off the back of a spaceship, so sick I just had to take it
The R.U.D.E.B.O.X. up yer jacksy, split yer kecks, sing a song of semtex, pocket full of durex, body full of mandrex. Are we gonna have sex? (Yes)
Will you wear your knee socks? Back to the rudebox
Got this double fantasy where we just never stop
I've got one design and that's to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind there's only one thing you will find
I got one design and that's to bump you 'till you drop
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty?
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
And the rest of that song too. The embarassing thing is I actually know all the words to it. Oh dear.
LOL, that's bad and I don't mean bad as in good. Just bad.
Quote: NickTheDon @ June 8 2008, 4:47 PM BSTOk then back to basics grab your shell toes and your fat laces
A little hand clap for some funk faces and make your body move in the following places:
Goes up your back and then down your spine and when it hits your head...Ok then back to baseheads dance like you just won at the special Olympics
I got the rudebox off the back of a spaceship, so sick I just had to take it
The R.U.D.E.B.O.X. up yer jacksy, split yer kecks, sing a song of semtex, pocket full of durex, body full of mandrex. Are we gonna have sex? (Yes)
Will you wear your knee socks? Back to the rudeboxGot this double fantasy where we just never stop
I've got one design and that's to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind there's only one thing you will find
I got one design and that's to bump you 'till you dropRudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty?Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nastyAnd the rest of that song too. The embarassing thing is I actually know all the words to it. Oh dear.
There's nothing wrong with those lyrics really, considering it's just a Pop song. It's just the fact that they're written/performed by such a big/popular/mainstream artist, who also happens to be a former boyband member, that makes the song embarrassing. Put it this way, I'd rather listen to that rap, than one performed by the likes of 50 Cent, or other similarly bad Gangsta Rappers.
The Killers-For Reasons Unknown
"There was an open chair/We sat down in/The open chair." What!?
I like the mention of "dancing like you just won the special Olympics".
I wonder who comes up with all these! I could be paid to make up better lyrics I think.