British Comedy Guide

Crappest song lyric. Page 2

"If I were a sculptor….But then again…No"

Elton John....WTF!!!!

And all this science I don't understand - it's just my job 5 days a week - Rocket Man!

Does he have weekends off in space?

And yes I know it was Bernie Taupin.

Quote: ian_w @ June 8 2008, 12:02 AM BST

Bros - "Most of my friends were strangers, when I met them".

Most of them? Good one Goss!

Well, he might have meant his twin brother?
Maybe...?

Quote: ian_w @ June 8 2008, 12:02 AM BST

Bros - "Most of my friends were strangers, when I met them".

Most of them? Good one Goss!

Are you sure that wasn't George Michael?

Quote: zooo @ June 8 2008, 12:56 AM BST

Well, he might have meant his twin brother?
Maybe...?

Errr :S
I tried, believe me I did, but I just can't work that out.

Quote: David Chapman @ June 8 2008, 12:57 AM BST

Are you sure that wasn't George Michael?

Nope, was deffo Bros, I Quit iirc.

I was just trying to think of someone he might call a friend, but that wasn't a stranger when he met them, is all.

I loved Matt Goss.
(-d)

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 7 2008, 11:17 PM BST

This Lenny Kravitz song always stands out for me:

I wish that I could fly
Into the sky
So very high
Just like a dragonfly

He really put his rhyming dictionary to good use there. Kravitz is shit.

No, that is a great song!

Quote: Aaron @ June 8 2008, 1:19 AM BST

No, that is a great song!

Very, very wrong-Kravitz is awful, and that songs rubbish! Its a fact buddy, look it up.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 8 2008, 10:02 AM BST

Very, very wrong-Kravitz is awful, and that songs rubbish! Its a fact buddy, look it up.

No one cares if you lost your virginity to that song, Aaron, it's wuss rock at its very worst.

I've said this before in another thread but...

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,
So you don't confuse them with mountains."

Matthew, David, it's still an amazing track.

Quote: Aaron @ June 8 2008, 10:21 AM BST

Matthew, David, it's still an amazing track.

No its not-a-ha! Check mate! Theres no come back for that Aaron! Tap out baby! Pleased

Fail. Life terminated ------------------

I touched Lenny Kravitz once.
It was very special.

Quote: zooo @ June 8 2008, 11:49 AM BST

I touched Lenny Kravitz once.
It was very special.

I hope you gave your hand a good bleach afterwards.

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