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I bought a fuzzy felt farm set last year, 'for my niece'.

Quote: zooo @ June 8 2008, 12:33 AM BST

I bought a fuzzy felt farm set last year, 'for my niece'.

Did they give you a knowing look?

No. They do that when I buy that kids Dr Who magazine though.
Bastards.

I live in a fuzzy felt house

Cooooooooool.

Can I come over and stick your furniture to your walls?

Quote: zooo @ June 8 2008, 12:36 AM BST

Cooooooooool.

Can I come over and stick your furniture to your walls?

You assume all his furniture as the opposing strips?

Laughing out loud

Can I just come all over your house.
Fuzzy felt feels good. It is all scratchy & Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Quote: zooo @ June 8 2008, 12:35 AM BST

No. They do that when I buy that kids Dr Who magazine though.
Bastards.

They post orgasmic sigh and rubbing the mag against your chest is probably half the reason for that.

Quote: Charley @ June 8 2008, 12:37 AM BST

Laughing out loud

Can I just come all over your house.
Fuzzy felt feels good. It is all scratchy & Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

I'll bring King of Candians Curt to film.

Finally I can be myself on here :D

Laughing out loud

You are a fuuzzy felt. I lurrrrrrrrrve you.

Awww!!

Okay, where's the Playdoh and crayons?
Let's do this properly.

The good thing about being a fuzzy felt man is that if one part of me is not up to standard you just have to stick another bit on :D

Cor!

Quote: Alan C @ June 8 2008, 12:44 AM BST

The good thing about being a fuzzy felt man is that if one part of me is not up to standard you just have to stick another bit on :D

It's always a bit limp though isn't it?

Quote: David Chapman @ June 8 2008, 12:45 AM BST

It's always a bit limp though isn't it?

Was that a rhetorical question?

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