Dentists

C**ts!

I have to save up to pay my monthly gas bill. Now I need to go to a dentist.
I will let all my teeth rot away before I fork out hundreds of pounds to these people.

It is like taking a car for its MOT. They find problems that you cant argue are not there. This needs filled, that needs cleaned, this needs taking out & replaced with that. You are not brushing correctly. You should be doing 3 minutes 23 times a day. You are vile for not looking after your teeth properly. Chew gum, dont chew gum. Use this toothpase at £599.99 its the only one that works. If you dont come back in 3 months for a check up then you will die!!!!!!!!!!
Dont be scared of this here f**koff drill. What are you flinching for I am going to put this telephone pole sized needle in your gum to numb it.

All this for £336.50p

FUCKOFF!!!

It makes a change ffor you to pay to have your cavity filled.

I dont go to the dentist since the hot apprentice one left she was preeeeetty. She could stick her fingers in my mouth all day!

Quote: David Chapman @ June 8 2008, 12:21 AM BST

It makes a change ffor you to pay to have your cavity filled.

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You have a stammer Dave.
Are your teeth to big for your mouth. You had best get to your dentist.

He's Getting excited about you cavity

Quote: Gavin @ June 8 2008, 12:23 AM BST

I dont go to the dentist since the hot apprentice one left she was preeeeetty. She could stick her fingers in my mouth all day!

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They do only employ pretty assistants dont they?

Quote: Charley @ June 8 2008, 12:24 AM BST

You have a stammer Dave.
Are your teeth to big for your mouth. You had best get to your dentist.

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Cant afford it. Let them all fall out.

Quote: Charley @ June 8 2008, 12:25 AM BST

They do only employ pretty assistants dont they?

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Yes they do so there's no point you applying.

Quote: Gavin @ June 8 2008, 12:25 AM BST

He's Getting excited about you cavity

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Dave is permanently excited. He walks around in a state of arousal from morning to dusk. I bet he is not even using his fingers to type with right now.

Quote: Charley @ June 8 2008, 12:25 AM BST

They do only employ pretty assistants dont they?

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Blonde she was which isnt usually my cup of tea at all but hey when the b oss speaks

Quote: Charley @ June 8 2008, 12:26 AM BST

Dave is permanently excited. He walks around in a state of arousal from morning to dusk. I bet he is not even using his fingers to type with right now.

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I hope I can do that when I'm his age.

Quote: Charley @ June 8 2008, 12:26 AM BST

Dave is permanently excited. He walks around in a state of arousal from morning to dusk. I bet he is not even using his fingers to type with right now.

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Probably why he was fired from the teaching job

He was fired for touching up the fuzzy felt people.
Remember them? The old fuzzy felts.

Is your dentist a flasher? That may help to take your mind off things.

Quote: Charley @ June 8 2008, 12:29 AM BST

Remember them? The old fuzzy felts.

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Not as intimately as you obviously

I loved them. I gave myself a purple Daddy & an orange Mummy.
We all lived in a multi coloured house. It was all very PC!