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Dentists

C**ts!

I have to save up to pay my monthly gas bill. Now I need to go to a dentist.
I will let all my teeth rot away before I fork out hundreds of pounds to these people.

It is like taking a car for its MOT. They find problems that you cant argue are not there. This needs filled, that needs cleaned, this needs taking out & replaced with that. You are not brushing correctly. You should be doing 3 minutes 23 times a day. You are vile for not looking after your teeth properly. Chew gum, dont chew gum. Use this toothpase at £599.99 its the only one that works. If you dont come back in 3 months for a check up then you will die!!!!!!!!!!
Dont be scared of this here f**koff drill. What are you flinching for I am going to put this telephone pole sized needle in your gum to numb it.

All this for £336.50p

FUCKOFF!!!

It makes a change ffor you to pay to have your cavity filled.

I dont go to the dentist since the hot apprentice one left she was preeeeetty. She could stick her fingers in my mouth all day!

Quote: David Chapman @ June 8 2008, 12:21 AM BST

It makes a change ffor you to pay to have your cavity filled.

You have a stammer Dave.
Are your teeth to big for your mouth. You had best get to your dentist.

He's Getting excited about you cavity

Quote: Gavin @ June 8 2008, 12:23 AM BST

I dont go to the dentist since the hot apprentice one left she was preeeeetty. She could stick her fingers in my mouth all day!

They do only employ pretty assistants dont they?

Quote: Charley @ June 8 2008, 12:24 AM BST

You have a stammer Dave.
Are your teeth to big for your mouth. You had best get to your dentist.

Cant afford it. Let them all fall out.

Quote: Charley @ June 8 2008, 12:25 AM BST

They do only employ pretty assistants dont they?

Yes they do so there's no point you applying.

Quote: Gavin @ June 8 2008, 12:25 AM BST

He's Getting excited about you cavity

Dave is permanently excited. He walks around in a state of arousal from morning to dusk. I bet he is not even using his fingers to type with right now.

Quote: Charley @ June 8 2008, 12:25 AM BST

They do only employ pretty assistants dont they?

Blonde she was which isnt usually my cup of tea at all but hey when the b oss speaks

Quote: Charley @ June 8 2008, 12:26 AM BST

Dave is permanently excited. He walks around in a state of arousal from morning to dusk. I bet he is not even using his fingers to type with right now.

I hope I can do that when I'm his age.

Quote: Charley @ June 8 2008, 12:26 AM BST

Dave is permanently excited. He walks around in a state of arousal from morning to dusk. I bet he is not even using his fingers to type with right now.

Probably why he was fired from the teaching job

He was fired for touching up the fuzzy felt people.
Remember them? The old fuzzy felts.

Is your dentist a flasher? That may help to take your mind off things.

Quote: Charley @ June 8 2008, 12:29 AM BST

Remember them? The old fuzzy felts.

Not as intimately as you obviously

I loved them. I gave myself a purple Daddy & an orange Mummy.
We all lived in a multi coloured house. It was all very PC!

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