What languages can you speak?

Or sort of speak.
Or, if none, what would you like to speak?

I speak a little German and even less Italian. I think if I was going to get my head down and really study one language I would go further with the Italian (ooh errr), though, as Aaron said in another thread, Russian would be cool.

I can order tapas.

I can speak a bit of French and German. I'm fluent in Shite too.

Russian would be very cool, or Japanese.

I speak French (a bit) and English (fluently)

I took German for a year, but literally 2 words sank in.

None.

What was the question, I couldn't translate.

I bought a Russian-English dictionary a few years ago (which sadly I don't have anymore) for a laugh because it was like 10p. It looked absolutely mental.

I tried to teach myself Spanish, although I've forgotten most of it now, si.

Quote: zooo @ June 7 2008, 10:56 PM BST

I took German for a year, but literally 2 words sank in.

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Hande hoch?

I leant that much from reading Commando comics.

I tend to converse in foreign languages via babelfish

Quote: Alan C @ June 7 2008, 11:09 PM BST

I tend to converse in foreign languages via babelfish

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Translated into Korean and back again into English:

I to lead and babelfish there is a tendency converse from foreign language.

Nope, just Schloss and kaffee.
Rather boringly.

Quote: Timbo @ June 7 2008, 11:13 PM BST

Translated into Korean and back again into English:

I to lead and babelfish there is a tendency converse from foreign language.

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I never said it was foolproof and I don't know any Koreans anyhoo

Quote: zooo @ June 7 2008, 11:14 PM BST

Nope, just Schloss and kaffee.

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But how are you ever going to get any Tommies to surrender?

And kaffee is just coffee with a comedy German accent.

When I am pissed I can speak gobbledy gook!

I have a basic knowledge of French & a basic knowledge of German.

I speak fluent bullshit!