Hello children

Hi, my first post on this site. My name is steve and I love to write. I started doing so on the BBC Last Laugh comp a few years back and have been starting new stuff ever since. I hope to finish something one day.... ahh the dream.....

I love, Bacon sandwiches, London Pride, Sex, Giggling, Chortling, downright snot bubble sliding down the wall hysterical laughter and London Pride.

I don't like.....

Err...

Emm...

Well, being over forty for a start.

I can see me spending quite some time getting around this place,looks like just what I have been looking for.

So, Helloooo from him

Hi Writeone.

What kind of sex do you like. Are you a normal kind of sex guy or do you have special needs. Like Rubber, Orgies dogging etc.

No reason its just that you brougt the subject up and as everyone on here will tell you i am OBSESSED with sex.

I think we will keep you. You & I are gonna be great buddy's.

Welcome & get yer kit off.
xxx

Quote: writeone1 @ May 4, 2007, 12:30 PM

Hi, my first post on this site. My name is steve and I love to write.

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And to rhyme.

Hi I'm Lee.

'allo...

Good afterneen.

Hello Steve. I'm over forty as well. Good isn't it?

Quote: charley rance @ May 4, 2007, 12:36 PM

Hi Writeone.

What kind of sex do you like. Are you a normal kind of sex guy or do you have special needs. Like Rubber, Orgies dogging etc.

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Bloody hell, Charlie, can't you leave it alone for a minute?

Steve, welcome to the BSG and having read your post all I can say is that you'd better be careful about not finishing what you started because if you can't, I've got a strong feeling that Charlie can.

In fact, she has a particular penchant for sloppy seconds.

Here Baumski - are you talking about Charlie or Charley? You've got to be careful.

Welcome to the site. Which Last Laugh did you do? I did the Old Guys...but obviously it was crap.

Hi Steve welcome to the site. You should post up some stuff on the critique section i'll promise to critique fairly unless unfair criticism is needed for your own good (looks evil).

Giggling usually comes after sex for me too.

Adam

Quote: charley rance @ May 4, 2007, 12:36 PM

Hi Writeone.

What kind of sex do you like. Are you a normal kind of sex guy or do you have special needs. Like Rubber, Orgies dogging etc.

No reason its just that you brougt the subject up and as everyone on here will tell you i am OBSESSED with sex.

I think we will keep you. You & I are gonna be great buddy's.

Welcome & get yer kit off.
xxx

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Hi Charley, nice to read yer

I like to wear callipers and a collindar on me head and pretend I'm a terminater
Whats dogging mean?

Hi Lee, Have we met before where anything goes??

Hi Darren 'Allo' is an anagram of 'Olla' and its also one of those thingybobs that does other stuff too when you read it sideways you know.

Howdy do Aaron,is that your picture on your avatar??

Wotcha Baumski, twenty was better. Oh and thanks for the warning there mate.

Aaron i have to say that I'm no second, perfect in every way I am.

Hi Dave, I did GMMM and should have won and become rich but, but but...

AJP29 hello there I will post something for review and ridicule I think.

Nice to meet you all, you all sound like, like mindless idiots, I feel at home already

Quote: writeone1 @ May 5, 2007, 1:52 PM

Hi Charley, nice to read yer

I like to wear callipers and a collindar on me head and pretend I'm a terminater
Whats dogging mean?

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Dogging is only attractive if there are nice looking peeps banging away in cars. Dont go where I did. It was like an old German porn film. I do not have a penchant to excessive body hair. Actualy come to think of it, I may have been at the zoo watching monkeys. I was pissded again so dont remember. Either way it was not as great as i expected. Very disapointing.

I like your dress up outfit by the way. Do you say in an austrian accent *on yer back*

Quote: writeone1 @ May 5, 2007, 2:10 PM

Howdy do Aaron,is that your picture on your avatar??

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No, it's the Vorderman.

Quote: charley rance @ May 5, 2007, 2:34 PM

Dogging is only attractive if there are nice looking peeps banging away in cars. Dont go where I did. It was like an old German porn film. I do not have a penchant to excessive body hair. Actualy come to think of it, I may have been at the zoo watching monkeys. I was pissded again so dont remember. Either way it was not as great as i expected. Very disapointing.

I like your dress up outfit by the way. Do you say in an austrian accent *on yer back*

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Yes, then twenty minutes later "Inseminaded"