Quote: zooo @ June 6 2008, 8:39 PM BSTThat too. But I wouldn't be welcome.
I thought you said he'd do anything with a pulse?
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It needs a pulse now?
*hears Big Ben's chime*
... DONG! .... DONG! ... DONG! ...
He can bring them back to life when he's Jack I spose.
Quote: Aaron @ June 6 2008, 8:40 PM BSTI thought you said he'd do anything with a pulse?
Look for a sudden loss of weight and a preponderance for getting colds in that case.
So I walked into them "doing it" and well, I didn't know where to look. I thought about leaving quietly, but I decided against that. So I whipped my own out and started whacking away, like no man has ever whacked before. All I dare say is it came to a very sticky end and we all laughed about it.
That was my best Christmas at my Grandmas.
Lovely story that, Lee...
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 6 2008, 8:54 PM BST
You like making cakes too? \o/ 
Quote: Leevil @ June 6 2008, 8:54 PM BSTSo I walked into them "doing it" and well, I didn't know where to look. I thought about leaving quietly, but I decided against that. So I whipped my own out and started whacking away, like no man has ever whacked before. All I dare say is it came to a very sticky end and we all laughed about it.
That was my best Christmas at my Grandmas.
Very reminiscent of Dylan Thomas. Thought about taking up writing?
Quote: roscoff @ June 6 2008, 8:58 PM BSTVery reminiscent of Dylan Thomas. Thought about taking up writing?
My mind was thinking more John than Dylan there unfortunately 
Quote: Leevil @ June 6 2008, 8:57 PM BSTYou like making cakes too? \o/
Quote: Aaron @ June 6 2008, 5:59 PM BSTNow that is bloody cool. Can he stick a camcorder of some kind in front of him and send me the video? Or let me have a ride up front with him?
You saaaaaaaaaad bastard!
Coming from you ...?
After what I said last night about staying in alone all night, having a big wank, I actually went to the bar and got hideously drunk. And now this morning I want to die.
Quote: NickTheDon @ June 7 2008, 11:13 AM BSTAfter what I said last night about staying in alone all night, having a big wank, I actually went to the bar and got hideously drunk. And now this morning I want to die.
Of embarrassment as you had a wank in front of a big crowd?
*offers Nurofen and cold pizza*