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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 6 2008, 8:23 PM BST

I was going to say that! >_<

That's 'cos you is correct. :)

Score! :P

Rapey is good. It's like the under-graduate rapist waiting to take his finals. He's got the making s of a good rapist but he's only still at the rapey stage. Could do better.

It should be illegal to murder people.

Edit:
I have just been informed that it is already illegal in many places to commit murder, so I'll try to think of something else.

Be poor?

Leave a gentlemen's lavatory without washing one's hands, even if one's only had a widdle.

Be rich! All men are equal, communism rules!

Of course what I meant to say is that it should be illegal to....be French.

Quote: jacparov @ June 7 2008, 12:22 AM BST

Be rich! All men are equal, communism rules!

F**k that.

I meant all men are equal under one god, in the Zoooniverse. Please don't use the red hot pokers again Zooo, I'm still chafed.

zooo doesn't use red hot pokers!
zooo teaches with love.

F**k that. - Is that like a private porn version of Take That? Which performs just for you?

It is now!

However Zooo does appear to speak in the third person. I suppose if you're omnipotent though you would??

It comes and goes.
As does she.

It should be illegal for able bodied people to drag along overnight bags on wheels tripping up fellow commuters. Pick the damn thing up and carry it you lazy f**kers!

It should also be illegal for Korean girls to have luggage that weighs more than they do.

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