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Quote: Alan C @ June 6 2008, 9:43 PM BST

As long as the Leidseplein is open I don't care - not gonna pay for anything but beer

I like their bars and wouldn't mind trying a dodgy milkshake as I can't smoke because I instantly puke. Lucky me I guess.

Quote: Aaron @ June 6 2008, 9:36 PM BST

:O

Come on, we all have our vices. You have your Dib Dabs, Fabs and bumsex fantasies.

You can't die of Fabs.

Quote: zooo @ June 6 2008, 9:50 PM BST

You can't die of Fabs.

I never realised that Dib Dabs was a potential risk either! :O

You might die of brain freeze.

Diabetes?

Quote: zooo @ June 6 2008, 9:50 PM BST

You can't die of Fabs.

It's a well known fact that Fabs have a gram of heroin in each one. That's why they're so addictive.

Quote: Leevil @ June 6 2008, 9:10 PM BST

A question to the older smokers and ex-smokers. Am I kidding myself when I think that if I smoke for a few more months, maybe even years, I will still be in the same place where I can easily give up?

I was going to ask my friend Pat to respond to this, but her latest round of chemotherapy has really beaten her down. The new outcropping of cancer in her shoulders would probably make it too difficult to type anyway.

I flew 1300 miles to see her last weekend (probably for the last time) but she was feeling so poorly that I didn't have a chance to see her.

Smoking is stupid.

Quote: zooo @ June 6 2008, 9:50 PM BST

You can't die of Fabs.

You remind me of one of the characters out of Knightmare.

Quote: DaButt @ June 6 2008, 9:56 PM BST

I was going to ask my friend Pat to respond to this, but her latest round of chemotherapy has really beaten her down. The new outcropping of cancer in her shoulders would probably make it too difficult to type anyway.

I flew 1300 miles to see her last weekend (probably for the last time) but she was feeling so poorly that I didn't have a chance to see her.

Smoking is stupid.

Possibly the best response ever.

Quote: Winterlight @ June 6 2008, 9:57 PM BST

You remind me of one of the characters out of Knightmare.

:O

Quote: DaButt @ June 6 2008, 9:56 PM BST

I was going to ask my friend Pat to respond to this, but her latest round of chemotherapy has really beaten her down. The new outcropping of cancer in her shoulders would probably make it too difficult to type anyway.

I flew 1300 miles to see her last weekend (probably for the last time) but she was feeling so poorly that I didn't have a chance to see her.

Smoking is stupid.

Thanks for posting, sorry to hear about your friend.

Quote: zooo @ June 6 2008, 9:59 PM BST

:O

Don't worry, It's not Lord Fear.

Quote: roscoff @ June 6 2008, 9:57 PM BST

Possibly the best response ever.

I agree and the best way to finish this thread IMHO

Who else was there?

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