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I hate preaching to people about what they should choose to do but, Leevil, you seem a sensible person and the very fact that you have asked the question in the forum means you know that you should give up?

Quote: roscoff @ June 6 2008, 9:21 PM BST

Every time you fancy a fag have a wank instead.

And much safer.

Quote: roscoff @ June 6 2008, 9:21 PM BST

Every time you fancy a fag have a wank instead.

Wards off prostate cancer as well so doubling the neccessity :D

On the other hand Lee you'll be helping the government no end.

Quote: ian_w @ June 6 2008, 9:23 PM BST

I'm totally hooked I've smoked since I was about 11!!
It's shit in every way but I'm far too far gone to stop now. I've tried but it's just too hard.

Do yourself a favour Lee, seriously, you will kick yourself that you once had the chance but didn't take it, coz it will be f**king hard once the addiction kicks in proper, trust me.

Thanks Ian, this is what I was hoping to hear/read.

I also use smoking to partake in another activity that I have no interest in giving up, because I do it a lot less and it's the only "naughty" thing I do, ever. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Leevil @ June 6 2008, 9:25 PM BST

Thanks Ian, this is what I was hoping to hear/read.

No problem mate, I just hope you don't keep convincing yourself you can give up any time because the addiction sets in pretty damn quick.

I also use smoking to partake in another activity that I have no interest in giving up, because I do it a lot less and it's the only "naughty" thing I do, ever. Whistling nnocently

Put it on a pizza or bake a special cake :)

Leevil

Stop being a sissy. Just get off the fags and onto alcohol. It's all you neeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

Quote: ian_w @ June 6 2008, 9:30 PM BST

Put it on a pizza or bake a special cake :)

I haven't tried that yet, although a pizza right now would be nice and I mean just a normal pizza.

<I want pizza>

Quote: Winterlight @ June 6 2008, 9:33 PM BST

Leevil

Stop being a sissy. Just get off the fags and onto alcohol. It's all you neeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

Lol, not a drinker. Doesn't interest me at all.

Quote: ian_w @ June 6 2008, 9:30 PM BST

Put it on a pizza or bake a special cake :)

:O

We could all club together and give him a trip to Amsterdam as a special treat - but then why the f**k should we?

I think we should have a BSG trip to Amsterdam. For cultural comedy purposes only of course.

Quote: Alan C @ June 6 2008, 9:38 PM BST

We could all club together and give him a trip to Amsterdam as a special treat - but then why the f**k should we?

Lol darn right. I don't do it enough to be excited by the idea of Amsterdam anyway, although I would like to go, sounds nice.

Sounds like a plan :D

Quote: Alan C @ June 6 2008, 9:38 PM BST

We could all club together and give him a trip to Amsterdam as a special treat - but then why the f**k should we?

Well said, that man!

Quote: roscoff @ June 6 2008, 9:40 PM BST

I think we should have a BSG trip to Amsterdam. For cultural comedy purposes only of course.

You do realise that they recently closed a certain part of the city, don't you?

Or summink.

Quote: Aaron @ June 6 2008, 9:41 PM BST

Well said, that man!

You do realise that they recently closed a certain part of the city, don't you?

Or summink.

As long as the Leidseplein is open I don't care - not gonna pay for anything but beer

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