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Do I get a prize?! Page 5

In Aaron reply style. Yes.

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We can relive our first night of marriage! ;)

I'll bring the glove puppets if you bring the extra 'virgin' olive oil.

Well I knew someone would get a hand up the arse, but I wasn't expecting puppets!

Quote: roscoff @ June 6 2008, 3:47 PM BST

I'll bring the glove puppets if you bring the extra 'virgin' olive oil.

Ohhh how exciting. Shall I bring the whip?

Cream?

Excwuse us Leevil but this is our wedding night unless you want to make it a kinky threesome monkey boy? No sandwiches except fish paste though.

Oh too far Roscoff... too far!

Yet again one has crossed the threshold of good taste only to be rebutted by the fair Madame Dulcina.

You can cross my threshold later... I missed cuddling and watching Apprentice with you on Wed... :( You were out with your whore weren't you?

Oh my, let's hope the wife doesn't look over your shoulder Ross.

Would that be your wife then Leevil? Cos I'd be very surprised if my ex were within breathing fire distance.

Haha! Ok then.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 6 2008, 4:19 PM BST

You can cross my threshold later... I missed cuddling and watching Apprentice with you on Wed... :(

I prefer to call her Alice rather than wh*re and one day I'll get rid of that plastiky smell

Quote: roscoff @ June 6 2008, 4:27 PM BST

I prefer to call her Alice rather than wh*re and one day I'll get rid of that plastiky smell

Hehe... I know I'm your most important online wifey! And I get online pressies too! ;) Whistling nnocently

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