Quote: Curt @ June 6 2008, 11:17 AM BST
RIP
RIP? Don't be nice to him he's not used to it. Unless RIP means Rest In Purgatory.
If I were Prime Minister... Page 4
Most excellent 
I would give free tampons to all the bloody women.
I would make churches, homes for homeless peeps & make sandwiches at garages have proper filling in them. Not just a bit around the edges to show off & just bread everywhere else.
I would also make it legal to marry a farm animal.
How old is roscoff?
As my hubby I know the answer. And as you're only as old as the person you're feeling - he's 22! 
Right. I'm off to look for an 18 year old to feel...
(much like every day then,)
Quote: zooo @ June 6 2008, 5:10 PM BSTHow old is roscoff?
Wellll, his kids are early teens I think he's said... *strokes chin* Mid 40s perhaps? Late 30s?
I always think of him as 25ish.
Never got around to doing the kid maths.
Quote: Aaron @ June 6 2008, 5:17 PM BSTWellll, his kids are early teens I think he's said... *strokes chin* Mid 40s perhaps? Late 30s?
I'm their evil step mum. 
Do they hate you?
Do you smack them? 
They look upon me with great affection... they don't know it's me putting potatoes with eyes growing out of them in their beds, or putting cling film on the loo seat.
Quote: zooo @ June 6 2008, 5:19 PM BSTI always think of him as 25ish.
Never got around to doing the kid maths.
Whatever you say from now on Zooo it's alright with me. 
Quote: Charley @ June 6 2008, 2:08 PM BSTI would give free tampons to all the bloody women.
My friend brought up this idea on a walk home the other day!