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I'm always in pain after haircuts-They always manage to yank on my cartilage piercing. >_<

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 5 2008, 2:23 PM BST

Hairdresser code of conduct-they're not allowed to be interesting. I explained to my old one why dark hair gets hotter than light hair once, and she announced it to her friends and I had to keep reeling it off. -_-

It's a bitch having a working knowledge of science isn't it? Can you explain why my hair gets blonder in the sun though?

Something to do with the melanin being bleached? I'm not sure. What about why you can't heat dry toast in a microwave. Great GCSE paper question we got.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 5 2008, 2:28 PM BST

Something to do with the melanin being bleached? I'm not sure. What about why you can't heat dry toast in a microwave. Great GCSE paper question we got.

I know, I know!!!!!!!!

Microwaves are designed to emit radiation at a frequency that heats water. Dry toast has no water and is therefore unaffected by a microwave!

I love that question! :$ That and the one about the black flask.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 5 2008, 2:32 PM BST

I love that question! :$ That and the one about the black flask.

I hated physics. My teacher was particularly mean. In the modules we did everyone in the class got an A or an A* apart from me, but she insisted upon reading the full results out anyway. Particular emphasis on "Elliot..... B." She then did the same with our biology and chemistry modules (I was also the only person to get a B.)

Quote: PhQnix @ June 5 2008, 2:16 PM BST

I have a haircut. I have to pay women's prices - therefore it's a haircut.

What do you have done to it?!

I hate that! Also when people discuss the answers after exams, or ask you what you got on them. I'd have told them if I wanted to!

Quote: Aaron @ June 5 2008, 2:38 PM BST

What do you have done to it?!

It's just long, rather than short. More feminine than masculine.

I hate it when they ask if you want conditioner, and coffee, and gel... And then shove it all on your bill at the end.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 5 2008, 2:39 PM BST

I hate that! Also when people discuss the answers after exams, or ask you what you got on them. I'd have told them if I wanted to!

I refuse to discuss exams afterwards. No point in worrying bout something you can't change, eh Robyn? :P

Quote: Leevil @ June 5 2008, 2:18 PM BST

Hah! Yeah, I shave my hair or just let it grow scruffy, I save myself £15 and social encounters. I'm fun.

£15?! Cripes.

It'd cost me only £5 more to get mine cut by the same lady who does Ernie Wise's widow!

... Yeah.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 5 2008, 2:40 PM BST

I refuse to discuss exams afterwards. No point in worrying bout something you can't change, eh Robyn? :P

Shush...I've stopped worrying now. More or less.

Quote: Aaron @ June 5 2008, 2:41 PM BST

the same lady who does Ernie Wise's widow!

Oo-err.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 5 2008, 2:25 PM BST

I'm always in pain after haircuts-They always manage to yank on my cartilage piercing. >_<

Brainwave: Remove it beforehand?

Quote: PhQnix @ June 5 2008, 2:39 PM BST

It's just long, rather than short. More feminine than masculine.

But why do they charge you "women's prices"? More to the point, what are "women's prices"?

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