You girl!
Men have haircuts as well. In fact my haircuts are probably equally as girly...
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Haha you and your apparently girly hair! 
Men don't have hair cuts; they have, technical-o-matic trimming repairs.
Or your hair doesn't grow very quickly.
I have a haircut. I have to pay women's prices - therefore it's a haircut.
I had my hair cut last week. It's very traumatic trying to think up things to say to the hairdresser whilst simultaneously trying not to stare at her perty young breasts. 
Quote: chipolata @ June 5 2008, 2:17 PM BSTI had my hair cut last week. It's very traumatic trying to think up things to say to the hairdresser whilst simultaneously trying not to stare at her perty young breasts.
Just don't say anything that rhymes with tits, it's a minefield (see, I did it already)
I always become very shy as soon as I go into the hairdresser. It's really hard to look like you're not really uncomfortable, and then when you try ot look more relaxed, it just makes it worse!
Hah! Yeah, I shave my hair or just let it grow scruffy, I save myself £15 and social encounters. I'm fun.
I let it grow for ages and then get it cut really short when I can't stand it any more. It feels ace then, but if it's cut regularly it just doesn't have the same effect.
Although if you were inclined, that big protective tent they cover you with would let you have a serupticious wank. 
Quote: chipolata @ June 5 2008, 2:17 PM BSTI had my hair cut last week. It's very traumatic trying to think up things to say to the hairdresser whilst simultaneously trying not to stare at her perty young breasts.
I once had my haircut by a women with the largest chest I'd ever seen. My mum made me switch hairdressers though 
Now some camp guy cuts my hair and asks me the same set of questions every time I'm there.
"What school do you go to?"
"Edward's, up in Wallington."
"Is it any good?"
"No, they're making me cut my hair 'cos it's too long."
"That's a bit strict isn't it?"
"Duh!"
You think that was inane to read, imagine living through it.
You're one a particularly one track mind setting today, chips!
Quote: PhQnix @ June 5 2008, 2:22 PM BSTI once had my haircut by a women with the largest chest I'd ever seen. My mum made me switch hairdressers though
Now some camp guy cuts my hair and asks me the same set of questions every time I'm there.
Hairdresser code of conduct-they're not allowed to be interesting. I explained to my old one why dark hair gets hotter than light hair once, and she announced it to her friends and I had to keep reeling it off. -_-
Quote: chipolata @ June 5 2008, 2:21 PM BSTAlthough if you were inclined, that big protective tent they cover you with would let you have a serupticious wank.
If any leaks, blame the hair gel or shampoo.
"But I haven't applied any yet"
"Ah... I must've brushed past another customer?"
"You're next to the door!"
"I went to another hair-dressers for a pre-hair cut."
"Why?"
"Err..."
"Is that cum?"
"You're pretty."
"Aw, thank you!"
Works every time.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 5 2008, 2:23 PM BSTYou're one a particularly one track mind setting today, chips!
I know! And Ellie isn't even online to stoke me up further.