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Things that piss you off Page 196

That'd be proving her right!

Quote: Gavin @ June 5 2008, 11:51 AM BST

Flip out and come home with pink hair tattoo's over your face and a boyfriend called Sirrus.

It's what I did and now I teach 'ickle kiddywinkies. So beware.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 5 2008, 11:52 AM BST

That'd be proving her right!

Good point, and being a woman proving someone else right is against your nature :P :P :P

Everyone's more or less decided I'll end up teaching!

Quote: Gavin @ June 5 2008, 11:54 AM BST

Good point, and being a woman proving someone else right is against your nature :P :P :P

No...not necessarily... Rolling eyes

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 5 2008, 11:54 AM BST

Everyone's more or less decided I'll end up teaching!

No...not necessarily... Rolling eyes

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 5 2008, 11:54 AM BST

Everyone's more or less decided I'll end up teaching!

You want to do English. That's all people will ever expect. Apparently you can't do anything else with an English degree. I say "F**k 'em!" I couldn't bare being a teacher.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 5 2008, 11:57 AM BST

You want to do English. That's all people will ever expect. Apparently you can't do anything else with an English degree. I say "F**k 'em!" I couldn't bare being a teacher.

I'm thinking of finishing my training and becoming a media teacher.

Teaching isn't for everyone. I think I'd actually hit some of the kids I see nowadays, if you can teach I have a massive amount of respect for you. It looks way to tough for me to even consider it.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 5 2008, 12:00 PM BST

Teaching isn't for everyone. I think I'd actually hit some of the kids I see nowadays, if you can teach I have a massive amount of respect for you. It looks way to tough for me to even consider it.

You don't need to physically hit them you can crush their developing souls with systematic verbal bullying.

:) :) :) :)

Quote: PhQnix @ June 5 2008, 11:57 AM BST

You want to do English. That's all people will ever expect. Apparently you can't do anything else with an English degree. I say "F**k 'em!" I couldn't bare being a teacher.

I could do a law or journalism conversion after English if I really wanted to, but I can't even definitely decide my degree yet!

Quote: Gavin @ June 5 2008, 12:02 PM BST

You don't need to physically hit them you can crush their developing souls with systematic verbal bullying.

:) :) :) :)

That's much worse!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 5 2008, 12:03 PM BST

That's much worse!

Really? Meh did no harm to me.

Did lots to me! Though it was other people in my year rather than teachers doing it!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 5 2008, 12:05 PM BST

Did lots to me! Though it was other people in my year rather than teachers doing it!

:O :O :O :O

Quote: Gavin @ June 5 2008, 12:02 PM BST

You don't need to physically hit them you can crush their developing souls with systematic verbal bullying.

:) :) :) :)

Those are my favourite teachers. Y'know unless they bully me...

It works better the older you are, any bullying at a young age is awful and leaves a person with long term confidence issues. But the easiest way to take control of a class of teenagers is legitimate use of sarcasm and jokes.

My history teacher is king of sarcasm and going along with us making fun of him!

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