British Comedy Guide

Pass the pass question Page 4

Only if it's thrown hard enough.

Is Barry white?

Maybe the least white thing in the multiverse

Was it me?

Yes

To you or to me?

Whichever's the ostrich.

Chicken nuggets or chicken goujons?

Chicken Little actually.

Cheese and Onion or Smokey Bacon?

Prawn cocktail!

Is there a partridge in a pear tree?

No but there's one amongst the Pigeons

Is the cat in it's cradle?

No it's a stupid finger game with string.

Is it black or is it dark grey with green spots?

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Orange with white stripes.

Custard creams or digestives?

Argh I cocked that up didn't I.

Custard creams or digestives?!

Smiley faces with jam and cream, before every one nicks them from the biscuit tin.

Dwarf or midget?

She is she, isn't she?

Does she does, or does she don't take access?

No

Who put the Lama in the Rama Lama Ding Dong?

The Dalai Lama, with the consent of Ramases and Martin Bell.

What would happen if the moon melted?

A huge fondue party.

Where would a hole through the Earth lead?

the back of the 4 elephants on which the earth rests.

what does funny taste of?

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