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What's in your pockets?

What do you carry around with you, particularly in relation to gadgetry?

I carry around probably way too much:

Lobster 700TV (phone)
Toshiba e570 Pocket PC (PDA)
Datawrite 4GB USB Drive (memory stick)
Intenso 1GB USB Drive (memory stick)
H&B AV-612 LCD on occasion (media player)

...And of course my laptop at times too (although that's more backpack than pocket). And the trusty WH Smiths notebook and pen.

A bonus point for anyone who carries anything that I end up buying.

I have a handbag. In it I have a moby, an Ipod, breath freshner (for all those lucky men i may get to kiss)some make-up (for my pretty features) a big f**k off sized sanitary towell which doubles as a floor mop and my purse, which is always empty.

PS Aaron you can have my san-towel for 60p. I could get up to a trillion squid for it on tinternet.

>_<

Whats in my pockets, some sweets i stole earlier, (yet again don't mention it to the feds) and my hands, looking for something in my pocket, ow heres twenty pence. I'm not boasting about my weath there (just in case you were all jealose).

A large Helter Skelter just like the one in "JAMIE AND HIS MAGIC TORCH" and also some candy floss from the circus.

I have the mandatory phone,I carry Mercedes car keys which silly, cos I only have an invalid chair, but it helps to impress. I like TV so I take my 37 inch plasma with me. A comb which is daft cos, I am bald. The Daily telegraph. and I am a socialist, but I hope people will think I can do the crossword. Pretentious MOI

I have a gynacologist in my belly tho. Is that impressive or what. I sucked him up with a fanny fart during a routine examination. I like him and he is not for sale.

Is that how you do the hoovering?

I have a special way for hoovering Lewis. I roll out my special lips and drag them around the house with me. I then waddle ouside with my big full special lips. Clamber onto the dustbin and wiggle.

Ps. I have a video of that if you are interested.

I think i'll give the video a miss, i already have enough videos like that stored on my computer.

In my blazer which I have recently taken off, there are-
House keys
Money
Ipod
Paracetmol
Spare back for my Prefect badge (yeah, I'm a nerd)
Oyster Card
Tissues
A poem (as I said-a nerd!)
A hair clip
Notes about my speaking exam
Origami paper bombs

waaaaay too much in my pockets

Quote: charley rance @ May 3, 2007, 7:27 PM

I have a special way for hoovering Lewis. I roll out my special lips and drag them around the house with me. I then waddle ouside with my big full special lips. Clamber onto the dustbin and wiggle.

Ps. I have a video of that if you are interested.

Both Laughing out loud and Sick at the same time.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 3, 2007, 7:36 PM

Spare back for my Prefect badge (yeah, I'm a nerd)
Oyster Card

Haha, very. And all hail the mighty power of the Oyster!

hehe well I just go round pretending to do stuff for the english department, telling year sevens to stop fighting, and skipping the lunch queue :D

A snot rag and a hole. (NOT for playing with myself)

ah well now we're suspicious Mr. Chapman!

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