Isn't that an ideal man?
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He has four legs. And no discernable penis...
Hmmmm! Can you knit?
Quote: zooo @ June 5 2008, 1:41 AM BSTHe has four legs. And no discernable penis...
Yes, that would also be somewhat of a hindrance.
Is he holding a Coca-Cola bottle, like my polar bears are?
My nan never got around to teaching me how to knit willies.
No, there is no cola bottle.
He's got nothing! Nothing to offer me!
Quote: zooo @ June 5 2008, 1:43 AM BSTMy nan never got around to teaching me how to knit willies.
No, there is no cola bottle.
He's got nothing! Nothing to offer me!
I know a bear with a penis! Now, where did I leave him?
Anyone else lurking?
I am!
But I'm sooo tired...
*sticks matchsticks in eyes*
I find sellotape works better. But on the downside you can rip out a fair few eyelashes and some of your eyebrows.
You could also give yourself a local nose ala the League of Gentlemen.
I saw that movie last night....TERRIBLE! What were you people thinking? I blame all of Britain for that movie.
Quote: Curt @ June 8 2008, 3:30 AM BSTI saw that movie last night....TERRIBLE! What were you people thinking? I blame all of Britain for that movie.
I blame the French.
I have decided to believe he watched The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen by mistake.
Cos that was crap.
Haha!