Quote: Sofa_Matt @ June 4 2008, 4:22 PM BSTWhy is my penis so small?
You're looking at it the wrong way through a pair of binoculars.
When will I, will I be famous?
Pass the pass question Page 2
So as not to frighten your poor, poor victims.
I can't tell you that, but try to avoid running yourself over.
What's dirtier than dirt?
Quote: zooo @ June 4 2008, 4:24 PM BSTWhen will I, will I be famous?
After the court case! Or wedding. Depending on how he takes it.
Why?
Because
What's custard scared of?
Cream.
What is going to happen tomorrow?
Quote: EllieJP @ June 4 2008, 4:29 PM BSTWhat is going to happen tomorrow?
Daylight.
What should I be doing right now?
The question would imply something to that which you are currently doing.
Who do you think you are?
The Queen's Auntie.
Why have different phases in Chinese economic development been associated with different trends in spatial inequality?
(That may or may not be my exam question for tomorrow)
Becuase some Chinese are more spatial than others, in the same way some writers are more special.
Love time lag mismatch answer.
Who do you think you are? Masturbating.
Whose more powerful Colonel Saunders or the Burger King?
Definitely Burger King... a King is far more superior than a Colonel.
Can you get pregnant by using the same bath water?
As Russel Brand? Yes.
Is David Tennant the biggest man slut in the world?
(see daily mail online today)
According to a source... Russel Brand actually comes second to Prince Charles.
Is there life on Mars?
Surely thats Jean Simmons mr 3,ooo, with a list on his website of women he hasn't gotten to yet
Is anything better than a pun?
A currant pun.
What's the best way to oldham?
Why does the Mona Lisa not smile?